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Michael Tae Sweeney@mtsw.bsky.social |
The paradox of Zuck is that he is extremely uncool but almost tautologically cooler than anyone posting about how uncool he is
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Napalm
@contentcadet.bsky.social
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I'm just wondering how he did all that without getting wet.
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Kerouac666
@kerouac666.bsky.social
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I mean Dave Portnoy is the human equivalent of the aftertaste from chugging a half empty/half backwash day old can of PBR that was used as communal ashtray at a college house party and so I feel that this is a “let them fight” scenario
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BonkoBoi
@bonkoboi.bsky.social
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He doesn’t have “It”*, man. I have “It”*, and i can tell he doesn’t have “It”* *not a lot of money
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Phasmatic
@phasmatic.bsky.social
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Fonzie did it better.
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Xander O’Connor
@xanderoconnor.bsky.social
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So well said. I’ve of course got much beef with him but my dude fucks around and does kind “if I were a billionaire” shit like building an octagon in his backyard (I mean, not for me but still lol). Bet it bums out Portnoy that Zuck could strangle him.
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One Who Walks Among the Dead
@anubisthejackal.bsky.social
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The problem with Zuckerberg is, like Musk, he will never have "The Juice" or be cool. But unlike Musk, HE DOESN'T CARE. He's not posting constantly saying "please won't anyone love me and think I'm cool? Now here's a 10 year old meme I mangled in order to make a racist joke".
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New Mexico Man
@newmexicoman.bsky.social
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Isn’t that the shorter, poorer Zuck-wannabe trying to dunk on Zuck?
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DodgerFanLA
@dodgerfanla.bsky.social
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So much of America is just HS drama
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Paul
@oneofthegoodpauls.bsky.social
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All the billionaires obsessed with life extension and he's somehow the first one that came up with "What if I exercised and lived a low stress life of leisure"
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jaime
@jaimel.bsky.social
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Portnoy's the biggest goddamned tryhard in the world.
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B
@bryyyyguy.bsky.social
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Coming from Portnoy that’s rich lol
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Courtney Shannon
@cshannonpdx.bsky.social
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Every single time he dunked on Musk, it was extremely enjoyable.
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Hrender
@hrender.bsky.social
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Portnoy’s latest complaint.
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ian
@illpod.bsky.social
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wait Portnoy is a double spacer? perfect
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Josh Crews
@joshcrewsreally.bsky.social
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Yeah fr. Portnoy is an absolute loser.
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DrGeophysics
@drgeophysics.bsky.social
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He’s awful actually.
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LurkyMcLurk
@lurkymclurk.bsky.social
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Honestly thought this was portnoy in the photo before reading it
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@crashcityrocker.bsky.social
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Lame: calling yourself president Cool: calling yourself presidente
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Phil Hornshaw
@philhornshaw.com
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Tweeting with two spaces after a period-ass dork
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ArvuReBantra
@arvurebantra.bsky.social
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Just mentioning Zuck just loses anyone cool points, for some reason.
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Skraegorn
@skraegorn.bsky.social
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Out of all the horrible shit this union buster’s said & done, somehow trashing St. Louis style pizza on One Bite sticks out the most. And he gave Pi Pizza the worst chance possible, nobody gets thin crust there.
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