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Giant from the third moon of Saturn, Rustbelt Fabulist, Spider Divinator, Starting Center Sorcerer for the Culver City Conjurors. oldqfwfq elsewhere
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dunno how many other angelenos are on this app but if you're in culver city on wednesdays hit up the cambodian spot in front of hi-lo liquor its great.
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someone out there wants to fuck this nuclear gorilla
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pro: you may be entitled to compensation con: that may come in the form of more piping hot stew tossed in your eyes
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need one more follower to have a funny number
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- Everything reeks a couple times a week for fun - Raining? Garbage juice - Rats - Literally every other city on the planet has this automated - Dumpsters could be a thing for NYC, too - High ranking NYC garbage men dress like generals and should be saluted NYC is the greatest city on the planet
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brb launching a kickstarter to help me change my career from whatever it is now to distiller so i can make my dream of Old Goose Canadian Whiskey real. Liquor for the belligerent. You'll drink till you honk.
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Italian gun goes ka-piche
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dandadan has some air gear energy
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enjoying a little emptiness
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Faine Greenwood
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there's nothing wrong with having feelings of despair and futility, but i think it's most responsible to avoid airing all that out in public to the greatest extent possible right now. we need to cultivate a vengeance-driven, enraged espirit de corps right now, because we need people to fight
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followed to make this happen
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love to get hammered by all these democrat fundraising texts ahead of the debate but hey maybe one of these will work and ill get excited to learn justin timberlake broke out of jail to give me a 700X donation boost
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it was before 8AM i can't be blamed for the dumb shit that comes out of my mouth before i'm fully awake
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A lot of guys want a girl to hawk tuah but what they really want is a partner to talk tuah.
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Iron Spike
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Just did this. It takes two minutes. Meta purposely tries to make it confusing and time-consuming, but with the linked step-by-step, it's very easy. You've got until midnight, gang.
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pronouncing robitussin like it was an architect of the french revolution
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so it turned out there was a MURDER at this carnival last night
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everyone get the fuck out of my way i've got shit to do this morning (cry about the finality of life)
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to prepare for our new baby we need to clean out our apartment so does anyone want to help me organize tens of thousands of magic cards
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where are all the los angeles blueskies wondering why a carnival appeared in the middle of culver city
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The Biden DOJ going after Adobe isn’t a panacea but it’s a funny way to court the youth vote.
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AU Bobs Burgers idea: post Purple Rain-union, bob becomes hooked on plastic surgery after meeting all of Linda’s classmates that went into rejuvenation medicine
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Just watched a crow fly by carrying a bag of McDonald’s but we are on the grapevine leaving LA so he must have been carrying it for a while
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georgia-lux
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say the 6 words he's been waiting to hear
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had the unfortunate realization that a song i love, Kodachrome by Paul Simon, is just a description of boomer brain rot
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been saying for years now that Osha is a pretty name and when my daughter asks what it means I can tell her its ancient english for "written in blood" but now Star Wars has named their hottest character ever that and my joke is gone.
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Then we will rebind it again and wait a couple weeks. My wife says it's the smell of early summer and us, together. When it is ready, we'll give it away to our parents, our friends, but we'll save some for ourselves and our daughter. And when she's born, she'll smell the summer before she arrives.
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maryland posting
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how mean would it be to ask her to help me sort through 30k cards?
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having a kid soon so that means we need to do a complete clean of our apartment and get rid of stuff. Unemployed friend has been offering to help for months and we keep pushing it off. This week she forced us to commit to July, which is good, but a big hurdle is my office closet & bulk m:tg cards
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i work for a company that distributes manufacturing software that hasn't changed much in 30 years and probably shouldn't/ can't change much over the next 30. Every program has some sort of autonomous functionality & suddenly every sales guy has asked if we can market it as AI. my answers always no.
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Folks, Witch Hat Atelier is good.
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i havent done shit today and you know what thats ok
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is undead unluck my favorite WSJ series? hardly. but does it absolutely rock that the characters are taking a break from the main storyline to form a band and ensure the mc's parents bone? it absolutely rocks.
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she actually did from an aneurysm she got from not seeing hot air balloons
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Vengeance is a dish best served in a wicker basket beneath a light gas can
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Wow where were all these hot air balloon scientists when I needed them 5 months ago when my hot air ballooning sent my MiL to the hospital (her drivers license was revoked and I was too drunk to drive) and she landed on the helipad safe and sound (but her gallbladder was still infected)??
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You’re either hot air ballooning with me or you’re hot air ballooning against me
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Absolutely livid at all the hot air ballooning defenders in my mentions right now. Where were you three months ago when I was on trial for balloonuler homicide
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look, don't take it from me, a guy who has been in one hot air balloon and had a lovely time over the valley of the kings. take it from the highly regarded experts at hotairflight.com who surely know only the most correct and up to date information about the safety of hot air ballooning.
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what! you mean the INCREDIBLY reputable website, HOTAIRFLIGHT.COM, had INCORRECT information? i'm aghast, shocked, and deeply concerned. I'll have to call all my hot air balloon pals and make sure this gets corrected.
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ok counterpoint: according to the website, hotairflight.com, there hasn't been a hot air balloon fatality since 2012 making them one of the safest modes of transportation. its also doesn't put much carbon into the atmosphere (only into the balloons). sounds like we need more hot air balloons.
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my three terrible sons: Braylin, Jaymin, & Staydin
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started doing pilates w/ the wife every week and not only does it make you a better fucker and absolutely destroy and rebuild your muscles, it also fixes back pain from being at a desk.
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3 more series you should watch out for: Demons of the Shadow Realm - Hiromu Arakawa's (Fullmetal) fish-out-of-water story of intrigue and yokai The Old Border Knight Bard Loen - A retired knight goes for one last righteous ride Tsuyoshi - Titular MC is the pinnacle of martial arts, fucking hates it
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niche posts at bad times
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if you want 3 under the radar recs: the bugle call - what if x-men were medieval? MC is a gifted musician whose music moves people tower dungeon - its a tower that's also a dungeon ft. slapstick-extreme violence. dry, funny, dark versus - One's next series features clashing apocalypses
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looking for a new read? try any of the series I read today: Faraway Paladin Versus My daughter left and returned an S-Rank Vinland Saga The Bugle Call (this will eventually become everyone's new fav anime) Moon-led Saga Tower Dungeon 🤏 The Witch & The Mercenary The New Gate
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