Mark Twain hated the Fourth of July.
He was often invited to speak at Independence Day festivities. His audiences assumed that his reliably unpatriotic remarks were tongue-in-cheek jests.
But he meant that shit.
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They laughed in 1907 when he said, "The Declaration of Independence was written by a British subject…there was not an American in the country on that day except the Indians out on the plains."
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I’m partial to the Pavement version, tho.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=KoJ2...
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I’ve also never met anybody called “Old Pancake,” for that matter!
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Ah, my mistake. Comstock Court. I guess it’s only a block long?
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Far be it from me to speak ill of a postal inspector, but why the heck does Berkeley (still) have a Comstock Street?
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I for one can't wait for the dawn of the Get Off My Lawn Spider-Mudgeon.
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Whole lotta mythologizing and erasure in this one, but one thing TV taught us when I was a kid was No More Kings.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=WvOZ...
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NO KINGS.
That's the bare minimum these days.
NO KINGS. NO KINGS. NO KINGS.
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Giving up hope is also complying with authoritarians in advance. It’s saying that fascism is inevitable, that there is no other way to be. I know it’s hard to keep hope alive, but I hope you find a way. ❤️