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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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Congratulations, my friend!
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️@skeiser.bsky.social |
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39 y/o ND she/they transfemme in Philly. Obscure references make the Sue Keiser Difference™. Freelance writer for hire. Needless to say, 18+, MDNI susantkeiser@gmail.com
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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Congratulations, my friend!
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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great to know! I'm *very* impatient lol
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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serious question that you don't have to answer if it's uncomfortable: how long did they take to grow that big on prog? (I've been on for two or three months after two years on E)
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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The "cake" joke was right there, and I apologize for going too hard at it. www.reddit.com/r/Asexual/co...
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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The poster of their favorite boy band, Ethnic Military Stereotypes from 1901 II Men.
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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The Simpsons "say the line" meme, but it's of you saying "the racist depiction of Mike Yanagita" (complimentary)
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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BUT I WANT IT NOOOWWWWWWWWWWW
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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I should've added the disqualifier "so depressing you don't even finish the first chapter"
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Paperback Paradise
@paperbackparadise.bsky.social
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Book
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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There is only one GOOD TRANS NOVEL and Dorley Hall won't officially be released until later this year.
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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congrats on joining the asexual spectrum, here's some garlic bread to go with that cake!
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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I was occasionally accused of mansplaining when presenting as male because of my infodumping, when it had nothing to do with my audience's gender. It did suck though to feel like you were talking down to someone without really knowing it, but I also know how much it sucks to be on the other side.
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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Make cheerful fiction about the trans experience in 2024 challenge (impossible)
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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The sudden 2am realization that I don't desire sex so much as I desire transformation, which basically translates back into horniness.
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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There's a M*A*S*H video game on the shelves and I swear to God if there's a plot twist about all those chickens whose necks you have to wring...
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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My Cold Seat Hot Take: Stan Drayton is staying at Temple no matter what this season, because why hire a new coach when your new President may shut down the program in a few years anyway?
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froggher
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i wish i was an alka-seltzer fizzing and dissolving in a cup of water
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John Rogers
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Charismatic people solving moderately difficult problems on a weekly basis is the engine of successful television.
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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Both forced sex negativity and forced sex positivity suck. Now, forced sex neutrality, THAT'S the way to go! (jk)
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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Dawn Treader, that's the Fish & Chips guy, innit?
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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So long as I'm able to fantasize about consenting adults on my own time, and separate that from just being friends with people, I think I'd be okay with that instead of any compulsory sex or romance.
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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So long as I'm able to fantasize about consenting adults on my own time, and separate that from just being friends with people, I think I'd be okay with that instead of any compulsory sex or romance.
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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My sexual orientation at this point is literally JUST LET ME MASTURBATE IN PEACE
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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I've been tearing down and rebuilding what it means for me to be aspec and arospec. I wish people could have just told me it was okay not to fuck, instead of jamming all this info on why sex was terrible, or why celibacy was simultaneously aspirational and creepy, down my throat.
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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And some of these writers had to have transitioned since the original site went dark, right? It'd be real fucking bizarro shit to see your deadname literally rise from the grave.
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Courtney Small
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Created a resource, Black Canadian Film, that documents films made by Black Canadian filmmakers, Canadian films about the Black experience, etc. blackcanadianfilm.ca
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Moby Dick
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Old age is always wakeful; as if, the longer linked with life, the less man has to do with aught that looks like death.
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javi 🏳️⚧️
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it's science
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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Tying unrelated cases of CJD to each other was literally a childhood hobby of mine.
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❤️🖤 tiffani 🤍💚
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The democrats couldn't even get Bob Menendez to resign
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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(cw weight) since I've started Wegovy I've gained 7 pounds* *they fucked up the reauthorization after a month so I'm just going back to it now.
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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I'm still depressed we'll likely never get Michael McKean as LRH
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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Still need money to get through this heat wave and wait for a potential job to open up for me. Please help if you can, and thanks!
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Justin Falcone
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Man, people have really turned on Lin Manuel Miranda. Oh no, he's gonna make this movie about costumed gangs seem ~corny~
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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I have a few in me. Maybe you'll get a few out of me.
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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Thank you, so are you!
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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Still need money to get through this heat wave and wait for a potential job to open up for me. Please help if you can, and thanks!
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sarah jeong
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rewatched dr strangelove and cannot stop thinking about the comment “he’s just doing tim robinson” about george c scott
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Coach Finstock
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WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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Yeah this was a 1993 film (his directoral debut IIRC). I still think his peak could still be extended to the early 90's, but that's because I have a soft spot for Bird On A Wire.
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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It tried to have its cake and eat it too in terms of LOOK HOW FUNNY THIS STORY OF POOR PEOPLE FUCKING UP IS and SHAME ON YOU FOR MAKING FUN OF POOR PEOPLE. I'm also still pissed Allison Janney effectively stole Laurie Metcalfe's Oscar, and forever hate Paul Walter Hauser because of this film.
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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It's the Mel Gibson movie half a generation of kids (including myself) thought was going to be a fun coming-of-age film but turned out to be about a horribly disfigured pederast.
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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gas leak gatekeep girlboss
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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I think it's more about me than it is about the movie, and still far from the worst Oscar-level film I've seen in the last decade *cough* I TONYA *cough
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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I'll let you watch and then spew my opinions, but I do have opinions (really handsy, and by that I mean "Hands" by Sherwood Anderson"; this makes "The Man Without a Face" feel queer-affirming, etc.)
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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It was one of those rare films where I started off at 5/5 and ended with a 0/5 DNF. Walked out of it once I realized what short story from high school it reminded me of and then wikipedia-ing it just to see how it played out. At least fucking ARRIVAL started off at 5/5 and ended at 4/5 DNF.
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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THE WICKER MAN (2006, Dir. Neil LaBute)
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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I also split it into two parts. I will probably watch part two in 2067.
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Simpsons Books
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The Ambulance (1990)
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Krabappel Roan 🏳️⚧️
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This current episode of HUDSON & REX I'm watching has given me an excellent idea: An all-girlboss remake of the 1988 Tom Berenger classic SHOOT TO KILL.
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