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The Champagne of Piss


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this particular version shows up a lot.

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jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava

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Lobster salad. Homemade mayo and everything

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can't flush? sorry pal you've lost the mandate of heaven

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can't flush? sorry pal you've lost the mandate of heaven

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little lamb 's avatar little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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U shud b able 2 buy novelty Epstein flight logs wit ur friends names in them

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Mr Biden must step aside. Benis Pemps 2024. 100% not corrupt. Can any other candidate say the same?

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he's turning into some sort of chode pickle

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Zander🚈🔰's avatar Zander🚈🔰 @kohiwonomu.bsky.social
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Transit funding = antifascist praxis

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With any luck they'll be out of power for decades.

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they're bringing crime, they're bringing red sand,

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"oh, you guys uh, had FTL travel while humans were worshipping fire? And you can bend spacetime? Oh... and YOU're essentially unkillable? Neat!

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Gotta say like "wearing a chain that clearly says "BENIS PEMPS" on it"

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uhhh you gotta fuck up nazis arms so that their arms are too fucked up to work anymore

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i just watched tasting history's vid on the 'original' deep dish pizza and the history surrounding it. interesting as hell otherwise, i dunno why you don't hear about it very much. it's weird tbh. it's a *sometimes* food.

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