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slacey AKA MC Griddle
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agreed. connections as rough today
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907 followers 473 following 8741 posts
skillet queso connoisseur
folgers incest commercial expert
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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agreed. connections as rough today
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connectpoliticditto.
@cpoliticditto.bsky.social
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timing my farts to line up exactly with the fireworks
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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oh that’s cute. @adrew.wifeguy.online doesn’t have many wins, has to reskeet whatever he gets
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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[throws ones] ok im not an adult. i want to go back to kids poppers
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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yeah you’re god damned right i’m an adult
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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when he said “when you get old you start losing your hair” that really spoke to me
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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or is it i that got you?
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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eat shit drew
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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accept
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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sorry drew. my treasures are stored in heaven 🙏
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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seems like you should lose experience accounting for the brain cells
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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you don’t even know. i laugh my ass off EVERY DAY it’s becoming a real problem
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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no spoilers. just want to say that’s an incredible mnemonic device
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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today we must remember that fweedom isn’t fwee ☹️
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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loading up on blueberries to remind my oxidants who the boss is
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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loading up on blueberries to remind my oxidants who the boss is
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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i want to, but also my mother raised me to not lie
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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don’t worry, on saturday i’ll tap my dunkin branded converse together three times and say “shipping up to boston sounds pretty wicked kid” and in a puff of cigarette ash and to the sound of ethereal “oh oh oh”s i’ll return
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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i go to visit family for a week and you all start falling apart. just goes to show never go to kansas
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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thank you
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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d you did nothing wrong. BUT i’ll have you know my anxiety spiked “shit did she think i was serious????”
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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“you sing the songs that remind me of the good times. you sing me songs that remind me of the better times”
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demon core vidal
@regretagarbo.rip
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MINI SCREWDRIVERS ARE CLUTCH FOR MANY THINGS KATIE
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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yo 100%. invest in a electric mini one that has interchangeable bits. so handy
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Adobe Creative Clout Services
@drangel.bsky.social
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Oops! all naturals
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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going to facebook and posting sexually explicit minion memes is praxis
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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standing outside telling everyone that they must be “anglican for a beating”
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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going to facebook and posting sexually explicit minion memes is praxis
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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you know that initial part of being sick where you know you’re sick but still trying to convince yourself it’s allergies?….its fun
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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TIL that when you go to buy condoms, don’t ask where the fitting room is.
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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for you @optimstie.bsky.social
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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using MOVIE as an acronym, recommend 5 films m - itchell o - verdrawn at the memory bank v - illage of the giants i - accuse my parents e - arth vs the spider 📽
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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things still suck but on the bright side i just had a great poop so things are less shitty
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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😍
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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i’d be more comfortable if she cracked open a bible and asked me if i’d heard the good news
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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if a billionaire accosted me yelling about “penised lesbians” i guarantee you i also would “look very uncomfortable”
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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things still suck but on the bright side i just had a great poop so things are less shitty
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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my favorite times on this site are being a silly little guy with friends
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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blocking @dly.bsky.social it’s about time. in the immortal words of night ranger: “motoring. what’s your price for flight?”
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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weirdly enough: shoop
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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What was Sisyphus’ least favorite music genre? Rock and Roll oh we have fun here today sucks
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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one time i felt bad and was like “here let me help” after a few minutes they said they’d work faster without
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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look you are unknowable and we love you for it
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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my favorite times on this site are being a silly little guy with friends
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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“I’d like to talk about my grade. While I appreciate the innuendo of getting a D, this is really going to hurt my college applications”
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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This is inappropriate, teacher. i’m going to have to report your conduct to the board
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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either way i’m liking boobies
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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new contender for saddest short story
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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when do i get my jncos?
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