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Tracey Noโข๏ธ
@traceyno.bsky.social
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thank u sniffs u
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d.ly@dly.bsky.social |
2746 followers 593 following 13221 posts
writer sometimes. clown always. she/her.
my intrusive thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
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Tracey Noโข๏ธ
@traceyno.bsky.social
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thank u sniffs u
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Ashley, Inc
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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You can unfollow me if you wanna ๐ฅบ ๐๐
1 replies 1 reposts 3 likes
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Johnny at Home
@johnnysthoughts.bsky.social
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0 replies 1 reposts 5 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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it's not about red or blue, left or right. it's about coming together as Americans to witness history's first Weekend at Bernie's presidency
3 replies 5 reposts 33 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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hell yeah sign me up
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Rogs ๐ค
@stev.bsky.social
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Monocule
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beccadagoo
@silly.bsky.social
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Just found out about Kansas City.... aaaand it's in Missouri. Yeah. Normal world. ๐
2 replies 4 reposts 16 likes
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Meny
@meny.bsky.social
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Du, du hast, du hast a moment to talk about your cars extended warranty?
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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i want to like it but i can't for i would ruin it
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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once i said "crat" instead of "cat" that's why i'm like this
9 replies 28 reposts 89 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Ran out of shampoo so I washed my hair with Ranch dressing and now these seagulls are following me around like Iโm the most discount Snow White ever.
9 replies 49 reposts 119 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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If Gavin Rossdaleโs bandโs greatest hits album isnโt called Full Bush then what is even the point of all this.
2 replies 6 reposts 13 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Iโm like Olive Garden, but instead of endless breadsticks, I offer endless rim jobs.
1 replies 2 reposts 8 likes
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Klovar [0 gold] (swashbuckler)
@klovar.cc
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we need biden to win so his dog can contunie biting cops
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weeder
@weeder.bsky.social
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You made such a great impression on me. I can still make out where your knuckles deformed my jaw.
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Lee Harvey
@valleyguitarist.bsky.social
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When I finally learn to take my glasses off before getting in the shower, it's over for you bitches
3 replies 4 reposts 24 likes
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turbo jerry
@turbojerry.bsky.social
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*forcing myself to walk down the driveway to get the trash bins* me: i canโt live like this
6 replies 12 reposts 72 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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cotton candy machine would be cool
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Villein
@villein.bsky.social
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ear-tagging a touch-starved man and releasing him back into the wild
0 replies 8 reposts 48 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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FIL: any concerts coming up? ME: yeah, going to see Mannequin Pussy in September FIL: Mannequin what? ME: pussy. like a cat.
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James
@tarnation.bsky.social
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One way to tell if someone is done speaking and wants you to respond is when they wave their hand in front of your face.
2 replies 12 reposts 28 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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i have a friend who once changed her tampon on a subway platform waiting for the train. i give her whatever she wants now
1 replies 0 reposts 4 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Sheโs a 10 but she changes her tampon in front of you so sheโs really more of a 12.
2 replies 5 reposts 14 likes
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Salvadoะฏ oะฏb3!
@theonlyorbei.bsky.social
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do you wanna do the neutron dance with me?
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debbshock
@debbshock.bsky.social
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why am I up: the fuckening
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Strawberry legs, cottage cheese thighs, muffin topsโฆladies we are a snack.
8 replies 31 reposts 88 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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Charlie, this is NONE OF MY BUSINESS
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Charlie Bukowski
@lepetitoiseau.bsky.social
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Honestly I donโt sleep and stopped growing in seventh grade. ๐
2 replies 1 reposts 5 likes
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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[first therapy session] me: *sobbing* I donโt think I can do this patient: itโll be okay
1 replies 50 reposts 372 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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sometimes i see the replies on here and wonder what itโs like to be terminally unfunny
32 replies 28 reposts 168 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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WAS HE DEAD
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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WAS HE DEAD
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Gwen Pepperoni
@ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
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guy named Mert Skindleflint
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Gwen Pepperoni
@ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
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Phish should have named their greatest hits album Filet of Phish
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FK
@funkelly.bsky.social
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license to skidaddle
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Gwen Pepperoni
@ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
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a mall store named Traumatize, but the i is a necktie and slightly angled on the sign
2 replies 5 reposts 11 likes
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Gwen Pepperoni
@ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
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Joe Biden in 2028
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ฟ๏ธrofessor Kiosk ๐
@professorkiosk.bsky.social
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If you meet the Christ on the road, kill him, because that ain't no Jesus.
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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Sorry I believed you when you were saying things. How incredibly naรฏve of me.
1 replies 16 reposts 52 likes
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Sweetie ฯ
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I donโt write bangers I create art
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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[first date] Me: So what do you do? Her: Iโm a librarian. Me: *๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฆ๐ด๐ฏโ๐ต ๐ต๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ข๐จ๐ข๐ช๐ฏ ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฏ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต*
2 replies 34 reposts 75 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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it's not about red or blue, left or right. it's about coming together as Americans to witness history's first Weekend at Bernie's presidency
3 replies 5 reposts 33 likes
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Leif Malone
@thetroops.bsky.social
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Real high class ladies spell it โdiarrhoeaโ
2 replies 10 reposts 35 likes
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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lol i convinced the hat man to get a bowl cut so whoever sees him tonight ur welcome
2 replies 4 reposts 23 likes
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Paulie in the act of existing
@yopauliefl.bsky.social
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Bagel looks like my Luna! (RIP)
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Toby
@tobestewart.bsky.social
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Ever get the feeling youโre voting for an upturned rake?
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Toby
@tobestewart.bsky.social
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My son, immediately after loudly farting: โIโm gonna be a great dadโ
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Toby
@tobestewart.bsky.social
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The majority of marsupials are lefthanded and, as such, are disproportionately represented in the creative arts sector
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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lmfao
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Toby
@tobestewart.bsky.social
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[spending time with my family] Children: โTell us a story Daddyโ Me: *starts reading from the Bible* Children: โDO THE VOICESโ Me: *starts speaking in tongues*
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