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Cosimo Kramedici

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I’ve been getting away with it all my life


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What’s the idea here? You gonna put the president on a performance improvement plan?

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SwiftOnSecurity's avatar SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com
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Telling children they are living in a dying world is an essential evil we don’t really have terminology for. Children cannot fix your sins through shame and abortion of hope. You are the villain in their story, not their savior - peddling nothing actualizing change, only dred.

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EVERYBODY NEEDS TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN

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This tweet makes me think Tim Ryan is the one who needs to see a neurologist

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Chapo left turning on Bernie, you hate to see it

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God I’m so fucking politics poisoned that when I first glanced at this I thought it was some kind of poll visualization

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And gang? This is just the freaks who have the time to answer a pollster. We are the silent majority.

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This shows Trump at 7% with black voters

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Patrick S. Tomlinson's avatar Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social
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A lawyer buddy of mine says the RNC is calling law offices around MKE looking for 25-30 notaries to come notarize hundreds of documents during the convention AND waive their fees in exchange for the honor and experience of attending the RNC.

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Sounds like the title of a new jack swing track from 1990

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The guy did 18 campaign events in the 10 days after the debate, it seems like he’s quite capable of doing it!

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Hey man you gotta live your life however you need to as long as you’re not hurting anybody. I like your posts about you and the bf, seems like you guys are really happy

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Maybe the “current thing theory” guys were right all along

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I thought he published a letter that said he was there to examine WH staffers who were also combat vets?

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Imagine if the @nytimes.com spent even one eighth of the effort they’ve put into dumping Joe Biden into covering this instead

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And I think it’s a ridiculous comparison because Joe Biden is the choice of almost 90% of Democratic primary voters. Him solidifying his support within the party to stop a bunch of backbenchers and rich donors from pushing him out is not remotely “Trumpism”

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The Clooney op-ed was the last straw for me. I just called Booker’s office to say that this has got to stop

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A couple of months ago in an episode of the WTF podcast both Mark Ruffalo and Marc Maron talked about how they were working on getting foreign passports

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Here’s a great example of why data journalism sucks. This article posits “Apartments are growing in size because houses are too expensive,” but doesn’t point out that 8 of the top 10 metros for apartment growth are major college towns and these apartments are basically luxury dorm rooms

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Guy next to me on the train is having an angry work call and just said “Dat sneaky bastid. Ya know—Lou. Sneaky bastid. Dat fuckin Lou [redacted].”

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That documentary about pop music on Netflix had an episode about Boyz II Men with a bunch of old clips from MTV, and as I was watching I realized I had seen nearly every single one of those clips *when they aired* not because I was a BIIM fan but because MTV was just what you watched back then

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Is not even something he can count on, Trump is mercurial. He could just block the merger for reasons

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It was very disappointing, he basically said that by staying in the race Biden is now just like Trump and he’s considering doing a protest vote

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Kilobytes Georg, who processes 3.9 million kilobytes at a time, is an outlier and should not have been counted

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No one thinks everything is fine, Ed. We’re all losing sleep and chewing our fingernails to the bone here

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Apparently their poll just from last year had voters 18-24 at D+32 so that would be a truly unprecedented realignment in a very short amount of time

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Cook Political Report predicted that Tim Kennedy would win the Buffalo special election in April by 9. He went on to win it by 35.

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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lmao FUCK THIS. Trump's Project 2025 wants to take money out of your wallet and give it to your boss

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Dani Pennsylvania's avatar Dani Pennsylvania @daniellie.bsky.social
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Husband: 98 degrees tomorrow morning. Me: I didn’t even like them back in 2001! (He doesn’t hear me and I stare at the wall in silence.)

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Calling it now: The New York Times is going to refuse to endorse a candidate this year

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That documentary about pop music on Netflix had an episode about Boyz II Men with a bunch of old clips from MTV, and as I was watching I realized I had seen nearly every single one of those clips *when they aired* not because I was a BIIM fan but because MTV was just what you watched back then

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I was saying this back when Larry Hogan was still Gov in MD and had a higher approval rating among Dems than GOP. The Dems were all going “This is a GOOD Republican” and patting themselves on the back for being so magnanimous

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Guy next to me on the train is having an angry work call and just said “Dat sneaky bastid. Ya know—Lou. Sneaky bastid. Dat fuckin Lou [redacted].”

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Pew wrote this in April of this year, presumably about their 2023 poll. It would be somewhat surprising for the youths to shift 30 points to the GOP in a single year but I guess stranger things have happened

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Oh my gosh, this is that guy? Hahahahaha

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Members of the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party keep getting their faces eaten by leopards

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