There is literally no one who can win vs Trump if it isn't Biden. Lmao it's all Joever; we are Jofucked. There is no last second candidate swooping in to save us 4 months before the election man 🤣🤣🤣 what the hell are y'all talking about?
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It's actually kinda maddening how MSNBC covered Biden and his administration for all these years and now they're interviewing psychic doctors who can sense the Parkinson's in Biden without being in the same room with him. I fucking hate how people have seemingly lost their minds over this.
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I'm a father
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The Father of One has logged on
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Holy shit. Is today the day I become a dad?
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If you see this post a photo without explanation
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... fake?
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Do you get to choose the cut?
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This is something that took a lifetime to work towards. For both of us.
I feel extremely grateful to be in this position, and lucky.
While I always have wanted the best life for everyone around me, I feel even more motivated to make sure the life my daughter lives is better than my own ever was
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There was the moment we found out she was pregnant. Or when the battery of tests proved the embryo viable. Or that first ultrasound when the fetus has the "look" of a baby
There's the first kick you feel or heartbeat you hear
But seeing that the end is right there in front of us is unexplainable
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Wife just felt her first contraction-like pains this evening and the realization that I'm going to have a daughter hit me in a way that I have yet to feel until this point.
Stealing some time to have some bourbon and just .. think about the last 38 (and change) weeks.
I'm in awe of her.
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Where's that damn bear patrol when you need it
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He already issued an order about emergency abortions so hopefully they figure some shit out
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Had my wife call the piece of shit super to get help and MY phone started ringing damn it
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Ahh man. Kitchen sink is clogged as fuck
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To be fair, Mike Pence was a political ally
So he was telling the truth
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it always makes me laugh thinking about how emotion and energy people think posting consumes
i can blast out a dozen or two while taking a shit, it's really not a big fuckin deal. that's the purpose of these platforms
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what. a fucking SAVE
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that's a nice old-fashioned ratio I remember from back in the day
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This Austria v Turkey matchup is getting fuckin good.
Either a historic win or an agonizing collapse for the Turks
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Time to make some freezer meals, so I have my obligatory IPA, episode of Well There's Your Problem, and .. well .. more beer
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Sophie is wondering what the hell is going on
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Say it with me Joe Brandon. "In light of todays ruling at SCOTUS we are going to not collect student loan payments going forward. If republicans would like to do something about it they can impeach me."
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hahahaha
this sucks, man
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mama mia
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Free Leonard Peltier and provide a teeny tiny, minor righting of the monstrous wrong committed by J. Edgar Hoover's monstrous FBI.
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I fuckin love July.
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Lmao whoops. Forgot to take a photo of the finished product before we absolutely destroyed it
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Let's make like me in college and get this shit baked
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Some polska kielbasa? Smoked mountain style?
H*ck yeah
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Fuck yeah. Shroom that shit with some baby bellas
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Let's get this pizza fuckin pizza'd
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If anyone has ever paid money for this game (outside of donating to its various communities), I'd love to thank you for your service. But also, lmao, you didn't have to do that at all.
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First released as a massive beta test, free of charge - and it never got to the point where it released and people had to pay money for it.
People essentially just ... kept playing it for free after launch. I don't remember if it was 100% community driven off the jump, but it looks like now it is.
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One of the greatest games ever made came from the very defunct, Virgin Interactive Entertainment: store.steampowered.com/app/352700/S...
This shit is 29-goddamn-years-old, and it can run on any piece of shit computer you throw at it. It brings me so much joy to see people still playing it.
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Oof. Wonder what would they call mastodon
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I hope this serves as a little bright spot on your timeline.
Sophie and Cashew hope everyone out there has a wonderful weekend.
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true underdogs
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www.etsy.com/listing/1739...
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I have no idea what's going on, but everything seems pretty awful
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Can anyone explain the chevron description like I'm me?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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Someone just saw the Chevron decision at SCOTUS…
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A lawyer on Twitter got so livid with me when I asked what the point of going to law school was if the 5th Circuit purposefully misinterprets the law to fit their ideology and I stand by that
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BIDEN: I, um, object, to the. It's wrong. Our allies are our greatest, uhhh, strength.
TRUMP: I'm going to shoot your fucking dog.
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Post an image that people will hear when they see it.
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Why the fuck did I choose to learn about this Dr Disrespect pedophile scumbag?
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I wish there was a competitor to YouTube so they'd actually fix their broken copyright reporting system that is so easy to abuse and hurts so many incredible content creators
I love this dude's channel, and it's maddening to see posts like these every couple of months, youtube.com/post/UgkxV8s...
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