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Józef Bluesky

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Owner of a suitcase and six bananas


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Jamel S's avatar Jamel S @centristdronepilot.bsky.social
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There is literally no one who can win vs Trump if it isn't Biden. Lmao it's all Joever; we are Jofucked. There is no last second candidate swooping in to save us 4 months before the election man 🤣🤣🤣 what the hell are y'all talking about?

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It's actually kinda maddening how MSNBC covered Biden and his administration for all these years and now they're interviewing psychic doctors who can sense the Parkinson's in Biden without being in the same room with him. I fucking hate how people have seemingly lost their minds over this.

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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The Father of One has logged on

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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Holy shit. Is today the day I become a dad?

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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If you see this post a photo without explanation

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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Do you get to choose the cut?

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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This is something that took a lifetime to work towards. For both of us. I feel extremely grateful to be in this position, and lucky. While I always have wanted the best life for everyone around me, I feel even more motivated to make sure the life my daughter lives is better than my own ever was

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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There was the moment we found out she was pregnant. Or when the battery of tests proved the embryo viable. Or that first ultrasound when the fetus has the "look" of a baby There's the first kick you feel or heartbeat you hear But seeing that the end is right there in front of us is unexplainable

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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Wife just felt her first contraction-like pains this evening and the realization that I'm going to have a daughter hit me in a way that I have yet to feel until this point. Stealing some time to have some bourbon and just .. think about the last 38 (and change) weeks. I'm in awe of her.

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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Where's that damn bear patrol when you need it

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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He already issued an order about emergency abortions so hopefully they figure some shit out

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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Had my wife call the piece of shit super to get help and MY phone started ringing damn it

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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Ahh man. Kitchen sink is clogged as fuck

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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To be fair, Mike Pence was a political ally So he was telling the truth

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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it always makes me laugh thinking about how emotion and energy people think posting consumes i can blast out a dozen or two while taking a shit, it's really not a big fuckin deal. that's the purpose of these platforms

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that's a nice old-fashioned ratio I remember from back in the day

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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This Austria v Turkey matchup is getting fuckin good. Either a historic win or an agonizing collapse for the Turks

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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Time to make some freezer meals, so I have my obligatory IPA, episode of Well There's Your Problem, and .. well .. more beer

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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Sophie is wondering what the hell is going on

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Say it with me Joe Brandon. "In light of todays ruling at SCOTUS we are going to not collect student loan payments going forward. If republicans would like to do something about it they can impeach me."

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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Free Leonard Peltier and provide a teeny tiny, minor righting of the monstrous wrong committed by J. Edgar Hoover's monstrous FBI.

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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Lmao whoops. Forgot to take a photo of the finished product before we absolutely destroyed it

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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Let's make like me in college and get this shit baked

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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Some polska kielbasa? Smoked mountain style? H*ck yeah

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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Fuck yeah. Shroom that shit with some baby bellas

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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Let's get this pizza fuckin pizza'd

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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If anyone has ever paid money for this game (outside of donating to its various communities), I'd love to thank you for your service. But also, lmao, you didn't have to do that at all.

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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First released as a massive beta test, free of charge - and it never got to the point where it released and people had to pay money for it. People essentially just ... kept playing it for free after launch. I don't remember if it was 100% community driven off the jump, but it looks like now it is.

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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One of the greatest games ever made came from the very defunct, Virgin Interactive Entertainment: store.steampowered.com/app/352700/S...

This shit is 29-goddamn-years-old, and it can run on any piece of shit computer you throw at it. It brings me so much joy to see people still playing it.

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Oof. Wonder what would they call mastodon

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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I hope this serves as a little bright spot on your timeline. Sophie and Cashew hope everyone out there has a wonderful weekend.

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I have no idea what's going on, but everything seems pretty awful

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Can anyone explain the chevron description like I'm me?

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Richard P Clark's avatar Richard P Clark @zippyrich.bsky.social
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Someone just saw the Chevron decision at SCOTUS…

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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A lawyer on Twitter got so livid with me when I asked what the point of going to law school was if the 5th Circuit purposefully misinterprets the law to fit their ideology and I stand by that

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BIDEN: I, um, object, to the. It's wrong. Our allies are our greatest, uhhh, strength. TRUMP: I'm going to shoot your fucking dog.

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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Post an image that people will hear when they see it.

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Why the fuck did I choose to learn about this Dr Disrespect pedophile scumbag?

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I wish there was a competitor to YouTube so they'd actually fix their broken copyright reporting system that is so easy to abuse and hurts so many incredible content creators

I love this dude's channel, and it's maddening to see posts like these every couple of months, youtube.com/post/UgkxV8s...

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