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here are some drawings of helpful small robots for you

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@mooseallain.bsky.social Received the print we ordered this morning, Moose! Looks lovely, thanks!

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I refuse to accept there is any other way tbh. You try to write what you want to read until it's close to what you had in your head at the start. Same with drawing. Same with most things I imagine.

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113) Remindbot. Shows up to remind you about the cup of tea you made ten minutes ago that's still in the kitchen. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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"Crossdressing is the most common male fetish! That goes back to Freud!" *Every neurone in my brain is focussing on a tiny patch of wall six feet behind her head, my entire universe has become three square inches of cracked magnolia emulsion, I am transcending time and space*

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"Do you know how many penised lesbians there are?!" *Muzak in my head getting louder and louder by the second*

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She seemingly referred to "penised lesbians" in the first few moments of the conversation. Imagine how quickly your brain would hover out of your body, Homer at the cider mill style.

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Guy probably just wanted his book signed.

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"I ranted about sexual fetishes to an acquaintance in order to convince him that my cause was righteous, and he got intensely uncomfortable and didn't engage with the topic at all. This proves I am right."

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113) Remindbot. Shows up to remind you about the cup of tea you made ten minutes ago that's still in the kitchen. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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Mina Harker:

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112) Parcelbot. Waits on your doorstep when you're expecting a parcel that won't fit through the letterbox and looks after it for you until you get home. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir)'s avatar Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone
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i thought the no kings thing was kind of the whole point of the country

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112) Parcelbot. Waits on your doorstep when you're expecting a parcel that won't fit through the letterbox and looks after it for you until you get home. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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Cheated a bit here, because I redrew this classic robot last year for a Focus On, and this one is an only slightly modified version of that. Patrons can read more about Peabot here: www.patreon.com/posts/focus-...

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one of my older coworkers was telling me "In the 80's we all thought we were seconds from being vaporized in an atomic blast, yet we still felt optimistic enough about the future to have kids. The fact your generation doesn't says a lot about how bad things are now" and...I mean, yeah. Fuck.

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100) Bethbot. The first Followerbot! Bethbot has a propeller on her top to help her see important Superbowlbots, and is good friends with Bigbot, who has donned Welsh apparel in her honour. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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100) Bethbot. The first Followerbot! Bethbot has a propeller on her top to help her see important Superbowlbots, and is good friends with Bigbot, who has donned Welsh apparel in her honour. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc's avatar Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc @alexandraerin.com
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A good example of how social norms favor the neurotypical is how you're expected to maintain steady eye contact with people while sharing a urinal

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Jeff Stormer's avatar Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.bsky.social
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"Yeah I guess you could say I'm a... member of the second oldest profession" -- Guy about to sell you some really bad copper ingots

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir)'s avatar Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone
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if i could get some more shares on this i'd be very grateful, it's my last weekend in the shop before my surgery hiatus and i'm trying to save as much as possible for the break. thank you!

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Make a song trans: The Sun Always Shines on T

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why are you lgbtq+ wrong answers only Revenge.

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this was w/r/t "AI" art all being so identifiable, but in terms of the specific "tells" even when it gets better at shit like number of fingers and background faces it's going to be pulling images towards average in a way that will make them unheimlich, like when you average people's faces together

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Not sure. The first one's still going.

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I just wish they'd wait a couple of hours!

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You don't need any of that! It just does it correctly!

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Love the instant feedback of someone cancelling their membership of my Patreon immediately after me posting a new robot on there. Awesome, thanks.

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