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Me restraining my cat while accepting my pizza delivery.

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Spectacular captioning job, Iโ€™m over here applauding loud enough to wake up the god Enlil and cause him to destroy humanity because of the damn noise.

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Eu tambรฉm

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a heartfelt thank you to you for making me laugh out loud while I recover from a 3 hour stint in the dentist's chair today and it still HURTS

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PlanetCarnival's avatar PlanetCarnival @planetcarnival.bsky.social
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The Code of Pepperoni

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10 minutes later:

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Alt text for you: The Statue of Ashurbanipal, is a bronze sculpture by Fred Parhad. It is located in the Civic Center of San Francisco, California. The 4.6 m statue depicts the Assyrian king of the same name. He is holding a slab in one hand and a jungle cat is coiled in the other

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Trotsky's avatar Trotsky @apacilli.bsky.social
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My Epic of Gilgamesh has been ruined by our House Cat!!!

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That's a lot of bandoliers.

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Meet the NRA's new spokesman. A mild-mannered congressional page boy by day, by holding his weapon in front of Justice Thomas and reciting the 2nd Amendment, he transforms into Ammo Man! Together with his sidekick, Ammo Cat, they fight Gun Control and his legislative henchmen.

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๐Ÿ˜‚Those Assyrians!

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All the toppings sliding off...

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Matt Steinglass's avatar Matt Steinglass @mattsteinglass.bsky.social
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You order the Nineveh? With extra gourd?

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๐Ÿคฃ

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๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜

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Take a bite and craft the contract. Itโ€™s a good lesson.

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You can almost hear the stern, "Not for kitties!"

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Yamato Iouko's avatar Yamato Iouko @yamatoiouko.bsky.social
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Cats obsessed with pizza are dangerous. Be sure he/she never learns bushido.

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