Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Billionaires are a symptom of a sick society, and shouldn't exist!
It's unconscionable that the richest Americans can pay fleets of accountants and lawyers to evade taxes while making huge political contributions to protect their interests as millions go hungry!
Imagine a game where an evil oligarch had a robot army and was trashing the environment with unchecked industrial expansion and toxic waste in pursuit of power, and you were a the only one who could stop him
Mario's too busy licking the boot of monarchy and getting coin for himself that he's forgotten his brothers and sisters of the working class!
Meanwhile Sonic's without a Power Flower and still spitting fire 🔥🔥🔥
Don't forget, Sonic, because their pool of funding is bottomless and the justice system is tied to capitalism, they can abuse the legal system through endless appeals and SLAPP suits to get away with doing whatever they want and punish criticism! And that's no good!
If you haven’t figured out business is a Ponzi scheme for the rich to play tax schemes and transfer wealth to keep liquidity out of the hands of poor people you haven’t been paying attention.