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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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The eyes...
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I have no money. I play the piano.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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The eyes...
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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That's a great name for genitals.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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This season of America is scary but boring. I feel the writers just took everything all the past seasons & shoved it into this one. Now the season finale is coming up & everyone thinks it'll be the end of the series. Happened with Obama, remember? They know how to repackage the same shit & we buy it
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Bro! If you're a pro, you save 6 bucks.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Italy... knight... what?
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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*Sees how the world gets worse by the millisecond Me: At least the food is good.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Up so late the clock says it's tomorrow. That means I better get a snack. Enough small bad decisions & I'll be back on track.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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I read it as Frieza, but yours is better.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Mansplaning is contagious? Fuck us all...
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Out loud.
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C Hanna
@chcowgirl.bsky.social
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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What's he gonna do? Chase me?
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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*rolls dice Looks like I'm a *checks instructions* shoe carver.
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Lisa Marie
@lisamarietea.bsky.social
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My boomer aunt, who I love dearly, "well ptsd wasn't a thing then. No one had it after the Korean War. Grandpa was fine." My good bitch, simply bc it was untreated and ignored does not mean it didn't exist. Yeah your emotionally distant father for sure was doing just A okay. Bllleeess.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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OOOOOOOOooooooh... he wrote THAT. Ok, I know who he is now.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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More things need to be made with candy. Candy that doesn't get sticky or attracts pests. Is illogical candy too much to ask for?
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Myandra, Graceless Lady and Proud of it.
@myandra.bsky.social
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Evil people. Evil plans.
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Leah Biel, MFA
@tomservosblender.bsky.social
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THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS HATE
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Michael Tae Sweeney
@mtsw.bsky.social
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The paradox of Zuck is that he is extremely uncool but almost tautologically cooler than anyone posting about how uncool he is
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Foreign snacks!
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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& make any computer a designated smoking area. Yet those boxes nice & yellow-brown.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Every hotdog I see.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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What the Mii?
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Is "politician" just the PC word for con artist?
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Time to post like a boomer on Facebook. The relationship status between me & food? It's complicated.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Armadillo Dildo armor
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Going with Miner(or) 49er. Bc I'm an old man who acts like a child. Oh, & a beard.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Those were model plains put together & donated by the kids at St. Gabriel's school for bind children.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Oh, I was just guessing. Thought you were doing a trivia thing.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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I'm so glad the window doesn't face my bed directly. Gets hot & installs an AC in the window: Fucking window not directly facing me.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Pelican.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Fuck it. It's 4:20 somewhere. So I'm gonna smoke til I forget I'm smoking, make a Scooby-Doo esque sandwich, eat most of it, & die of food. Used the Scrappy-Doo gif bc that's my actual height.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Stag: They're called bird feeders, but ANYONE can eat from them. & this sticky stuff oozing out of the trees, great on chocolate chip waffles.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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No. But it can be too cold to be gay.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Look who feels like a big man watching a spelling bee with the closed captions on.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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My current paycheck is bigger than my last job's paycheck. & I get paid weekly instead of biweekly. So technically, I've already made twice as much. So the conundrum is should I choose to work today, tomorrow, Sunday, or none of those days & take some time to be me?
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J. L. Westover
@mrlovenstein.bsky.social
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Secret Panel HERE 🛞 tapas.io/episode/3138176
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Me, as a kid, when someone showed me a toy: "Yeah... but does it TRANSFORM?!"
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Every time I see RFK Jr, it makes me think if someone put Mel Gibson in a microwave for too long. & Mel Gibson was already overcooked, so...
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FEISTY😈
@crzyfkinworld.bsky.social
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Mike Luckovich nailed it.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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When people are impressed with you, but not in the positive way you think.
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Real account and double downing as these types of accounts do or a troll account knowing double downing never works & waits for the responses... YOU DECIDE!
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adrie rose 🇯🇲
@adrierising.bsky.social
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i want to say that neil gaiman being accused of sexual assault by 2 different women surprises me but it does not because men
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Varmints!
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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I gotta Polish sausage I gotta polish sausage
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Molly Shah
@mommunism.bsky.social
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Whenever you disbelieve women because you don’t like them or don’t like how they came forward- someone you know marks you as an unsafe person in their head
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Mr. Beverages
@mrbeverages.bsky.social
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@moderation.bsky.app took down my block list of transphobes and Nazis and other assorted bigots and fascist apologists because it called them "dog brains and piss drinkers". make up your minds if we are supposed to self moderate or rely on you
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Do they still exist bc I can't find them.
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Michael Edward
@michaeledward.bsky.social
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