pineapple princess 🔒 @spindlypete.bsky.social

i'm not sure electric blankets should actually be legally available, people don't seem to be capable of using them safely

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@badlose.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

Damn it’s like they took every warning of what not to as a suggestion

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pineapple princess 🔒 @spindlypete.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:53 UTC

also i know this is a side issue but the sleeves of that onesie look like cigarette filters

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childless gambino @hapticfeedbag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:34 UTC

do those "what to expect when you're expecting" books not detail how not to fry your infant

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerfulcrabfart.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:26 UTC

Oh lady your kid is going to sleep for much much longer than 4 hours if you keep this up

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Jen @jengi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:49 UTC

i have that same electric pad and you're not supposed to sleep on top of it. it doesn't stay a consistent temperature and even at the bottom setting sometimes it just roasts! if she kills her baby or burns down her house her insurance company is gonna find this post and deny the claim 😬

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𝕁, the dearly gparted @checkwithscience.com [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 05:48 UTC

I don't understand why these things don't have a "constant, ultra-low" setting.

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