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Security Himbo. My opinions are garbage and my own. Bottom 5% of Onlyfans.

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h o r n e y

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Well thanks for recording your crimes, dumbass

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As someone who regularly subjects themselves to a food they call “assfire” I have a hard time taking your opinion seriously

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lol it’s such a fuck you to Kamala to say this stuff I love it

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Thanks for the ole college try, Joe! Picture unrelated trying to delete

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I’m out in pretty deep red territory in a swing state for the weekend visiting family and I think I have only seen one or two Trump signs on a drive that saw dozens ahead of 2016 and maybe 10 in 2020. Seems like most of the hardcore supporters gave up or died

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Genocidal freak.

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Ten was equivalent to zero in taste for me. To have it yanked off the market because of an idiot ad campaign without its replacement ready was devastating to me, personally

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Yeah but then we had five dark years where there was only diet dr before they came out with dr zero

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Hopefully they start pumping him full of the good drugs again

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Sitting at my desk working and hear a big splash in the pool and I know who it is! I hope he wasn't too freaked out by all of the fireworks last night, poor big buddy.

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Prime Minister given second billing to "Britain's Most Tatooed Mum"

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Here is something nice: I'm a member of my local Elks Lodge, because it's got a great bar and there's not a lot of bars in my town. And bimonthly I get the most Achewood magazine in the world, which contains articles of interest to Grandpas

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They simply cannot compete with the machine that makes the Costco pizzas

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He was just spraying it in his mouth when nobody was looking

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More should embrace the public hellthread method

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Yeah, wouldn’t have minded it staying invite only until more feature complete

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Me when I see someone in the parking lot with unsecured briskets

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Me when I see someone in the parking lot with unsecured briskets

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i love a good deleted tweet

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happy holidays to those that celebrate

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