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Harry Beard

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Teaching disinterested students how to balance their books since 1989. Part-time tech enthusiast. #RollTide


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Yes, that argument was from J. V. Last on the Bulwark podcast. I'm pretty sure the oppo research team for Trump's campaign is already working on a range of alternative candidates. They probably have draft story boards for commercials just waiting for a substitution to happen.

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The most optimistic take about this problem that I have heard is that the short window until election day will somehow make it hard for the Trump campaign to discover and/or exploit flaws in whatever replacement is selected. That sounds to me like next level delusion.

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The fact that we're still low-key (mostly) fighting the last civil war should tell everyone the likelihood anything will be settled with another one.

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Did he maybe think the same people reading his tattoo couldn't see the color of his skin? (This would comport with my impression of white supremacists.)

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As in the case of warning labels not to eat Tide Pods, it would be incredibly sad that we have to do this.

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Assuming history books aren't all banned or rewritten, this court (especially 6 of its members) will live on in infamy.

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Maybe stay put for a few months.

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Idk if I'm stating the obvious, but justices never write/speak like this. She's telling the world this is a five-alarm fire and the coup is on.

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As Stonekettle has opined in other contexts, "All the self awareness of a dog licking its own asshole in the middle of the street."

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I should have mentioned that I was using Google Chrome. I'm typing this into deck.blue using Microsoft Edge without issue ... so far.

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This is at once true and pathetic.

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Today I thought the keyboard attached to my desktop computer was failing because it would not register a press of the space bar. Then I noticed that it only happened in deck.blue. I've gone back to standard bsky.app and I have spaces again. Nothing can stop me now! #deckblue

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None. The answer is none. That's been true for some time.

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Apparently, projection is a powerful defense.

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If a person has been following politics for the past 8 years, s/he would know that most if not all of the statements by Trump are pure fiction. But politics junkies are not the intended audience, and I really need a drink rn.

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In retrospect, I wish the Biden campaign had refused to participate in a debate on the grounds that Trump's record shows he would be never be bounded by facts or truth. They should have claimed that it would be reckless, even morally wrong to support spreading this much disinformation.

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Chalian's statement constitutes a complete refusal to acknowledge CNN's responsibility for platforming a firehose of lies.

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"Accountability feels like an attack when you're not ready to acknowledge how your behavior harms others." Jazz Zo Marcellus

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Sarcasm tag implied

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So ... fishing trips, cruises, and RVs are perfectly fine because they're gratuities, not bribes. Got it.

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie's avatar Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social
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Exercising my editorial judgment re the Court's decision today in Snyder v. US, in which the conservatives said I understand that bribes are illegal but what if gratuities aren't More to come from Balls and Strikes this afternoon

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It seems like the nurse isn't really making "it a little less scary." Active shooter training makes the anxiety associated with gun violence the base-line. This *may* make the anxiety during an active shooter incident seem lower by comparison. That's not really a win, is it?

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Black is white! Up is down! (and my former position is unassailable.)

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I've been wondering about this for a few days. Seems like investigating this would be low hanging fruit for oppo research, no?

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Does your cruelty know no bounds?

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These aren't fighters, they're inciters. They urge others on to fight for their own causes, always from the safety of the sidelines.

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Is he talking about the same Donald Trump that milked the U.S. treasury for 4 years while he worked on his swing at as many of his own golf courses as he could?

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I really hate cringe. If someone intends to include this in a memorial/wake/funeral they dam well better give me a heads up so I can send flowers and my regrets.

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This question has been a daily ritual for my wife and I for several years. We're not there yet, but this is a major step forward.

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Assemble a group of white conservative Christian men and there's no end of mischief they can get into.

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cf., "Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power" and the heresy of elves and dwarfs of color. *eyes rolling to the back of my head*

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These conservative men are always the head of their household until there's an issue and then their wives made the decision

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Do you, tho? :)

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Just to clarify: by "how malevolent it is" do you mean private equity or the NFL?

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"This house supports extrajudicial killing."

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I have often wondered who would marry someone like Sam Alito. Now I'm sorry I asked.

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This (excellent) quote reminds me of the knife scene in "Saving Private Ryan."

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Only people who don't hate or fear numbers.

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If I got those thick-headed responses to my "clear as day" questions, I'd be certain I was interacting with a bot and immediately block the account.

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There's a product/service for every market. My theory is an "AI Dating Concierge" exists for people who want a "relationship" with minimal emotional connection to fit into the other features of their lives. Not sure how big this market is, but I hope it's small.

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We can add "welfare queen" to "trust fund baby" in his Wikipedia page.

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Time for Jerry to accept this second worst outcome in life.

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One can only hope.

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Oh, Monday, you rascal, never change.

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Will decontamination showers be available at the outskirts of the campus to prevent the woke contagion from spreading after the necessary pummeling of skulls?

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Did not see that plot twist coming! Also, sounds interesting enough to give it a try.

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Love the image of Musk adopting a pose intended to convey a "deep thinker" vibe. Anyone who has ever listened to his stammering answers to all but the simplest questions realizes he's about as shallow as they come.

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