Steve Tassie's avatar

Steve Tassie

@tassie.bsky.social

81 followers 121 following 548 posts

Board game lover, board game explainer, board game YouTuber www.YouTube.com/c/theboardgameguy He/him. Cis-het-white, but extremely Left. Punch Nazis, UBI, BLM, ACAB, Trans rights are human rights, abortion is healthcare, tax billionaires out of existence.


Reposted by Steve Tassie

Matt Thrower's avatar Matt Thrower @mattthr.bsky.social
[ View ]

My photo roll is light on fun

0 replies 1 reposts 1 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

I remember playing split screen Halo at a buddy’s house (first friend to have an Xbox AND a giant TV. I lived longer when I didn’t touch the controller at all.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

I never tap the show lyrics function. Can I donate my allowance to someone?

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Are you sure it wasn't in a "ask dad and then do the opposite of whatever he says" way?

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Tennant was fantastic, and sexy as hell, but I just didn't feel it. And Marti knows how I feel about it.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

I love Fright Night. I hate Fright Night.

1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

And 400 is just the ones you're getting rid of! I have a little over half that and people tell me I have too many games. Good luck with the cull. If I wasn't in another country and on the other side of the continent, I'd be there to pick through your cast offs. I bet there's some gold in there!

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

I would guess about 80-95%. But it's been my job for the last decade.

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

American cheese originated in Switzerland. It was processed differently to survive the voyage to America, hence getting called “American cheese”

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

The most amazing thing about the Trump Porn star hush money trial is that Trump actually paid someone who did a job for him.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Looking to support a trans-related charity. Who's out there doing good work?

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Does my printer know your phone?

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Damn, I feel seen!

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Reposted by Steve Tassie

Caution🏳️‍🌈✡️🇨🇦 's avatar Caution🏳️‍🌈✡️🇨🇦 @noncompliant.bsky.social
[ View ]

Oi!

We need to shut down an alt-right anti-trans conference happening in a few weeks in Victoria. If you live in Canada, let alone Victoria, please make your voice heard. This is a tourist town, so they hate bad publicity.

Please sign, or at least bump.

Happy Pride

nmshr.io/s/email/ZBA_...

0 replies 13 reposts 10 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

The Quick and the Miffed also: The Quick and the Miffed

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Make a movie milder: The Expandables Seven Cycle Paths Plenty of Mohicans Live Soft Rehabilitated Citizen Air

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Make a movie milder: The Empire Composes a Strongly Worded Letter

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Make a movie milder: The Fairy Godfather

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

"He was a punk, she did ballet. What more do I have to say?"
Apparently a lot, Avril, because you go on about it for four more verses!
#Topical

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Make a game milder: Stroke.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Make a game milder: Elected Official of Tokyo

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Sadly my ADHD spouse also has ODD, so views any un-explicitly requested advice as a challenge to their autonomy.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

No, the waitstaff brought that to the table.

0 replies 0 reposts 40 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Why don't I have DMs when viewing Blewski in Chrome on my Macbook, but I DO have them when viewing it in Safari on my IPad?

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Not today, Satan, but check-in again on Thursday. Yeah, Thursday’s probably good.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Arkham Horror 2nd Ed was a big let down for me. I loved the mythos as a teenager, and was hoping for something that let me play those stories, but it turned out to be "Lovecraft Blender" and it just wasn't cohesive as a game experience. Played it a few times at different counts. Always the same

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Bro, you’re still using rocks? You have GOT to try sharpened sticks!

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

It’s much simpler than OG 7Wonders. Easier teach, which is why I like it more. Faster game play, as well.

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

7 is tricky. Especially if you want strategy games, but here are some of my go to games for 7: Fearsome Floors Just One Kill Dr. Lucky Saboteur Cosmic Encounter 7 Wonders Architects Cash & Guns Bang the Dice Game

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

That is downright offensive!

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Reposted by Steve Tassie

Reposted by Steve Tassie

Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Why on Earth are World Goth Day and World Dracula Day different days?

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

My actual carton of eggs right now.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

For all your meme needs:

2 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Can you hypnotize a narcoleptic?

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

I can’t be the only person who finds the sounds of toddlers annoying as hell. Yes, even the happy noises.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Steve McQueen in the Blob (1955). And that's probably not even the earliest example.

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Meat bags, puny humans, foolish mortals, and perpetrators are all gender neutral addresses, but work still frowns on us using them…

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Big bummer. I lost rollercoasters about 10 years ago. The fluid in my Eustachian tubes had thickened just enough (natural aging process) to make them a nauseating nightmare. I used to love them!

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

If I hadn’t seen this list years ago, I’d think someone asked an AI to create a list of names.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Yeah, I'm into MMA. My wife and I argue about how to load the dishwasher. Mixed Marital Arts

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

So, to commemorate the hitting of a truck that can't truck anything with a hammer, they made a hammer that can't hammer anything. I really want to know what happens if you hit a cybertruck with a cyberhammer. They can't both simultaneously fail, can they?

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Reposted by Steve Tassie

Chicken Puppet's avatar Chicken Puppet @chickenpuppet.bsky.social
[ View ]

Gotta hand it to Tesla, realizing your customers are stupid rubes that want to be ripped off is a good business model

63 replies 76 reposts 538 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

I’ve often said that broccoli tastes like farts & sadness, and cauliflower is the ghost of farts & sadness, so this checks out.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Steve Tassie's avatar Steve Tassie @tassie.bsky.social
[ View ]

I think you’re lying about having a great Cassandra joke.

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes