Andrea Grimes

@andreagrimes.bsky.social

CHOMPS elysees was right there

May 28, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

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Julian Singleton @juliansingleton.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 21:26 UTC

I feel like the extreme art-house version would play at the Centre Chompidou

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Abhorrent Abby @abhorrentabby.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 21:05 UTC

City of Bites

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Ciarán @ciaran84.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

Deep Blue Oui 🫣

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John Carney @johncarney.dev
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

“JAWS: In Seine”

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 22:10 UTC

Watch out for the d'Orsay fin! 🦈

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Gojira1000 @gojira1000.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

Au Jaws

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Andrew @andrewjplant.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 23:33 UTC

If the last frame isn’t just the word “Fin” then somebody should go to prison.

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Jeff The Dog @jeffthedog.bsky.social
[ View ] May 29, 2024 at 11:15 UTC

Yeah, right there in the replies 5 hours before your quote reply

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The Rocky Horror Picture Shōgun @mgobl.eu
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:29 UTC

Also Sharkuterie.

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Adam Vann @adamvann.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

The real “croque monsieur”

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🥾🛶OctopusMask🏕️🔦 @octopusmask.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 00:55 UTC

When the movie ends does the title card say Fin?

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Ian Bowers @iggdawg.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

TibuRhone

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Sarah K @purpliser.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:28 UTC

Save those for the Sequels and spin-offs. Chomps Elysees, for example, could be a Mario-Kart clone where you (the Shark) drive a go-cart around Paris, starting and ending at the titular roundabout. That can then have it's own movie spin-off, with David Beckham starring as Rene, el Shark of Paree.

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Untied States @mnent.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 23:29 UTC

Orca de Triomphe

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Fat Apollo @fatapollo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

City of Bites

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Gregory the A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

I think the shark should be a mime. Marcel Mako. I would watch that.

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:16 UTC

"Jaws d'oeuvres"

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29 Sunset @29sunset.com
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:25 UTC

Je Ne Sais Shark

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Steve McPherson (opinion) @steventurous.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

Jaws de Vivre, tbh

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@geoffcoventry.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 21:17 UTC

Shark Bleu !

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benjamin wurgaft @benwurgaft.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 21:08 UTC

Extremely missed EEL DE FRANCE opportunity

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Jhefty04 @jhefty04.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

THE CHUMMEL

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NK JJB @neiljrm.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

Cannes Film Festival has its home grown winner. Le Shark

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Li @lenoil.bsky.social
[ View ] May 29, 2024 at 03:56 UTC

Going to need a bigger bateau

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Bad at stuff @newdoug.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:43 UTC

I hope when it's over instead of saying The End it just goes ~fin~

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mjfrombuffalo @mjfrombuffalo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

Genius.

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David Mummy @davidmummy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

Musée d'Orsal

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Dr. Jens Foell @fmriguy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 21:19 UTC

In the immortal words of René Auberjonois: les poissons, les poissons, hee hee hee hon hon hon

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TheRubberdom 👢Blue Sky Sunset 🌍👭#Life 🇩🇪💕#Fashion #FetisH @therubberdom.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:27 UTC

Look 👀 🦈

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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

15/10

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Robin Marwick @electricland.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:49 UTC

Jusqu’au requin du monde

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Robin Marwick @electricland.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:17 UTC

Bet you the French title will be hilarious

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Patrick Rogers @patrickrogers.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:33 UTC

We're going to need a bigger baguette.

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Dueledge @dueledge.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

pain au chompolat

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Charismatic Frontman @westerberghs89.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

Le Maiere de Amiteé Arrondissement

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Truth Axe @truthaxe.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 23:49 UTC

Le Mans Eater Joan of Shark

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Lebanon Link 🌎 ✨ ❤ @lebanonlink.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 22:08 UTC

He'll be slathered in a nice Beurre Blanc in minutes.

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

Fin

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Thomas Nguyen @nuge.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

Sharkre Bleu?

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Cephaccino! @cephaccino.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 21:47 UTC

Requin For a Dream

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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

since this is doing numbers here's my soundcloud*

*a fundraiser to get this Gazan family fully evacuated and back together!!

Aya recently told me her sis + BIL + lil nephews are still in a tent camp in Gaza. Under €6k to go!!

www.gofundme.com/f/help-aya-r...

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Isaac Rabinovitch @isaac32767.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:20 UTC

Gill-o-tine.

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thief | guy 🇳🇿 @thief-gold.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:32 UTC

Pain au Sharkolat

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Jeff (no, the other one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:18 UTC

“Welcome to The City Of BITE” this stuff writes itself

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Jay Marose @jaymarose.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:38 UTC

La Bite Gauche? Leaves room for the sequel, La Bite Droite. Yours is better.

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Tim Morton @timmorton2.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 21:52 UTC

Right there, under the original bloosk

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TaterBugs @lunakersauzon.operajunkie.net
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

Looks like the French won't need to prep the Seine for the Mayor and President Macron when there's already something worse waiting in the water. Sounds like a good tagline.

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