Abigail Thorn's avatar

Abigail Thorn

@theabigailthorn.bsky.social

I have been owned

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Nask's avatar Nask @nask33.bsky.social
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Look, we millenials can't own anything so it is reasonnable we rent some of the gen z lingo Don't apologize 😁

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Nevin Flanagan's avatar Nevin Flanagan @nevindoesdesigning.bsky.social
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As someone who interacts daily with 18-22-year-olds, the struggle is real.

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SaraJS's avatar SaraJS @shaunjs.bsky.social
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I'm just reading you getting blasted for this at 31, while I'm sweating nervously in almost-35. πŸ’¦

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SteveMND's avatar SteveMND @stevemnd.bsky.social
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I'm sorry, but I think the laws of the internet require at least SOMEBODY to post this now:

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can o woims's avatar can o woims @liftedlowered.bsky.social
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why is that something only the young can say, the whole thing is that it's an ironic reference to how someone might misappropriate slang (appropriated AAVE in origin) to show their age because nobody would actually say it that way unironically

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Trans Commie Scum's avatar Trans Commie Scum @transcommiescum.bsky.social
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Ouch. How can you ever recover from this?

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Kezz's avatar Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social
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Ageism! I want to be cool/cringe until the day I die.

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randy's avatar randy @scrubleague.bsky.social
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devastating

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Tripwire's avatar Tripwire @tripwire69.bsky.social
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Don’t let anyone age gate you!

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E. Allyn (aka Norton II, Emperor of the United States)'s avatar E. Allyn (aka Norton II, Emperor of the United States) @ericallyn.bsky.social
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Language doesn't require that we show a picture ID for an age check before we're allowed to use certain words or expressions. [narrator] Says old guy. [me] Shut up.

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mf format's avatar mf format @spasmbot.com
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there is no recovery from such an owning

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TurboBird's avatar TurboBird @turbobird.bsky.social
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F.

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CyberKara's avatar CyberKara @cyberkara.bsky.social
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"you're 31" you still deserve nice things tho! 🀭

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Trinket's avatar Trinket @trincyboid.bsky.social
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You still get orange wine so who's winning really?

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Cayce's avatar Cayce @thrice-burned.bsky.social
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Oh no this could easily be a conversation between my wife and I and I'm in my 40s.

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Lexi Bee (395-1000)'s avatar Lexi Bee (395-1000) @lexithebee90.bsky.social
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Destroyed. Ratioed. Massacred

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Keira James's avatar Keira James @keirajamesart.bsky.social
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I do not understand why this exchange merits age-related mockery because I am an old lady. But my first thought was: "Dutch?"

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panda, the artful scientist's avatar panda, the artful scientist @artfulscientist.bsky.social
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RIP

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Sega Genesis Evangelion πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar Sega Genesis Evangelion πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @cooloolooper.bsky.social
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How will you ever recover?

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HPAlpha's avatar HPAlpha @hpalpha.bsky.social
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what does this mean??

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psi πŸ‰'s avatar psi πŸ‰ @bsky.gay
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exactly, gen z would have written this "orange wine is low key goated when spring/summer is the type beat"

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mynnna's avatar mynnna @mynnna.bsky.social
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pfft age is just a fake number (as far as using language online goes)

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SkyFuneral's avatar SkyFuneral @aaronmk.bsky.social
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Sharing the same brain poison

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