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Creator of a depressing comic strip. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.

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New comic! Wherein Jenkins has a fling.

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They should add a dislike button to reality.

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A dark AND stormy night? In THIS economy?!

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New comic! Wherein Cord shares his thoughts on... thoughts.

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I’m running away because reality doesn’t love me.

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Basically, it's an onomatopoeia for spitting.

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Increasing my basal metabolic rate with regular low-calorie, nearly indigestible meals (my feelings).

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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Involved in a low speed police chase around a Joann Fabrics parking lot

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New comic! Wherein Cord is big.

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Guy: Bro, have you heard about Hawk Tuah? Hawk: We, uh... We just call it "Tuah."

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Now AND then? In THIS economy?!

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Therapy 50% complete. I love myself. But I'm not "in love" with myself.

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I hope the Hawk Tuah girl’s success sets off a firestorm of people creating onomatopoeias for sex acts and/or bodily functions in the hope of achieving overnight stardom. “Pffffffft Hhhhng Dude Signs First-Look Deal with NBC Universal.”

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Very cool how I’m at my most clearheaded when I’m at my most sleep-deprived.

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AnthonyJK_RGC $120/$220 For Replacing Lost Benefits 's avatar AnthonyJK_RGC $120/$220 For Replacing Lost Benefits @anthonyjkennrgc.bsky.social
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Now ONE MORE DAY. EVICTION COULD HAPPEN TOMORROW MORNING IF I CANNOT SECURE $300 FOR MY RENT. PLUS, NEED ADDITIONAL $220 FOR BILLS AND FOOD. NO INCOME DUE TO RECURRING DISABILITY; CANNOT WORK PER DOCTOR'S ORDERS. AWAITING RESOLUTION OF SSI/SSDI APPEAL. ANY HELP WOULD BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED. 💸💕

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Fun AND games? In THIS economy?!

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Agree to disagree, but I truly appreciate the kind words.

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Thank you! Much appreciated!

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New comic! Wherein the guys discuss American royalty.

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The ability to sleep for years at a time would fix me.

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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I think scented markers for adults could reunite the country

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So are you! I hope today is treating you well.

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LOL! There was a great Family Guy joke about this a few years ago.

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Either someone nearby has an endless supply of fireworks or Jubilee just moved to the area.

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Hey, everything? Maybe stop being awful?

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Drawing. (And human interaction.)

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It’s a single-panel comic that’s been making the rounds on social media for the past few days.

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Sending one right back! Grateful that you’re here - and glad that you’re having such a great birthday!

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Happy birthday! Hope it’s a great one!

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I need 131 sign-ups to make rent and cover bills this month. You get literally 1000s of posts, over 700 recipes for £5 and more added every day. 16% off if you sign up annually! Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.