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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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I came here to step on gum and fall on my ass, and I've pretty much accomplished that so BYE.
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff@fulkery.bsky.social |
1260 followers 1227 following 9264 posts
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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I came here to step on gum and fall on my ass, and I've pretty much accomplished that so BYE.
0 replies 4 reposts 17 likes
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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You can tell a lot about somebody. Seriously, hardly anybody checks, just say whatever.
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Ashley, Inc
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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I want to shrink down and live with Polly Pocket. Are we close on that, nerds?
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🍉Amelia🍉
@theartfulldodger.bsky.social
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My favourite ever social media moment
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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Need a freak to match my sauce with
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batkaren
@batkaren.bsky.social
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Can’t I just text the Ghostbusters?
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Wormhole42
@wormhole42.bsky.social
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Or a reasonable facsimile thereof.
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Cap’n Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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The Chief says if I do any more damage to city property she’ll have my badge and Red Jumbo Sharpie
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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annoying, like a christian rock band pretending to be secular
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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What a very large smell you have produced.
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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But now I find her... Whoosh CLANG pewwww SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE
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kim
@kimmymonte.bsky.social
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the stars on the american flag represent the number of movies Samuel L Jackson did in 2004
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Ashley, Inc
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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Me to my murderer: can I give you my list on who to do next?
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Sadie
@sadieisupset.bsky.social
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Sorry if you liked it but yeah I delete a lot of my selfies cause I’m an enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in crippling insecurity
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Kip Conlon
@kipconlon.bsky.social
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Where are all these ‘I can fix him’ women one hears so much about?
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Auntie Social
@auntiesocial.bsky.social
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I don't trust surveyors. They're always plotting.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒
@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
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My crow brought back the shiny pinky ring of a mobster and now we’re on the run.
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Rick Schmelz
@rickschmelz.bsky.social
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What is the fuck is up with those T-Mobile Mike and Harvey commercials?
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Ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
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Who.. don’t care. Why.. doesn’t matter. Where.. not going.
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Wormhole42
@wormhole42.bsky.social
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If I was a shapeshifter I would turn into so much dumb shit I'd probably get sick of it.
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PAM!
@pamtoo.bsky.social
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Now you know how hard I requite.
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batkaren
@batkaren.bsky.social
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Stop doing things for shits and giggles. You’re just making the Shits and Giggles Fairy stronger. Hungrier…
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Endless Screaming
@infinitescream.bsky.social
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Ran out of shampoo so I washed my hair with Ranch dressing and now these seagulls are following me around like I’m the most discount Snow White ever.
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Hello, Costco? What is your policy on people paying with obsolete Canadian pennies?
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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Got kicked out of church for suggesting we fight porn with porn.
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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Elicit the illicit (thirst trap).
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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Sure I have a sense of well being, that particular well, being right over there.
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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It's not like people won't know what you mean if you say "crisises" and that irritates me just as much as it irritates you.
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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Part of me thinks living in tiny volcanic Iceland must be like driving with the seat warmers AND the AC on.
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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I really am the bagged gasoline of solutions.
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Dak
@dak.bsky.social
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I was always taught to be a gentleman and open the door for someone, before pushing them out onto the road for liking Nickelback
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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Uh, no, why would I want a sponge to get a bath? Weirdo.
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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I'll go to bed using the old ways! Not.
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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Beep boop beep but really it's just 0100100001
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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spider veins coming in super handy for Halloween
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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I like to fill in the gaps here with what I call grout skeets
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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They have a little fence around the outdoor seating area so me and the one-eyed squirrel perform right in front of that
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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Time flies They're fast as fuck
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Used Robot Salesman
@urs-annex.bsky.social
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*click and now it's time for another exciting episode of... Sqweek-End Patrol 🚨🐭🚨
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👑 Tal👀la Sw👀n Batson™️ 🦋🤘🏻
@talulapi.bsky.social
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balls
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👑 Tal👀la Sw👀n Batson™️ 🦋🤘🏻
@talulapi.bsky.social
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the inside out characters in my head
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🌈🪬Gram Smoker’s Dracula 🩶❇️
@murderpill.bsky.social
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i don’t have any friends & i break random stuff i find in the garbage late at night with a baseball bat
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all summer in a new instance
@o-c.bsky.social
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or as i like to call it, completely normal bread
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natou ✫
@tichatnwa.bsky.social
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once again . all of the cool people are playing a game that i do not know
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Busted_Halo
@bustedhalo.bsky.social
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Randomly inserting myself into conversations at the bbq with the opener “how about that heat?”.
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debbshock
@debbshock.bsky.social
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a banana in pajamas wearing a balaclava
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martha dumptruck
@octofussy.bsky.social
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sewr (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)
@episodicdownfall.bsky.social
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ok then name your top 100 things
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Surprised Face Guy
@surprisedface.bsky.social
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This is my impression of important information shared over a loudspeaker: “Abbdbhdhdana djbanabjd aboop anaabawa die pain babgs hhddbsbs poisoned dababababababa doo”
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