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Pittsburgher, punker, oily bohunk


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AnthroCon Weekend in Pittsburgh!

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I try to explain to the 7 year old that me and mum know Fairy lies to us. And that she know she's lying and she knows lying is wrong.

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All we get is Fetterman.

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Wow!

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Hey Thumbsy!

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One of the saddest songs I know.

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Most Gray Squirrels in Iowa are actually bears.

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Never not.

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I can imagine the laughter when getting the photos back after 5 weeks!! I bet people told stories of the photo having never seen it.

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Did you have that ability prior to covid.

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It's a scam, she's trying to sign you up for her CPA services.

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No, I think it's the default.

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Happy Birthday!

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Happy Canada Day, brothers and sisters!

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Happy Sweaty Stones Summer!

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Yeah, he probably got his hypnotist license online, not at a real school of hypnotism.

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Good news to hear! I'm a fan of Science too.

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The iced tea guy? Or lemonade. Mike's Hard Arnold Palmer really rings.

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Prestige TV keeps getting better!

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Grrr. Arf. I am Cerberus, the three-headed hound of HECK! And I'm a good boy.

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Maybe this is how the indie stores are restocking! I hope.

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Heck, just a nice bit of THC might have broken him out of that.

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Put that in the Moneyball algorithm. Shoulda tried it with Steve Blass.

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Earlier today I explained the Playboy interview kerfuffle to my girlfriend. What an unimaginably different world!

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Remember you are your own worst critic, except for your cat, they're way worse.

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Every Dem request for $$$, that I can reply to online, I remind them that Bernie would have won. Have done since 2016. It's almost as if my little average person vote doesn't matter to them.

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I asked, and? He said, I was 12, an adult seemed impressed with me, I felt great. I've been telling this story for like 37 years. Haven't talked to Joe in 35 years. His story lives on.

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Technically, everything is a fruit. And in England, all these things are called a "Lift."

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I used to live in Squirrel Hill in Pittsburgh, across the street from Bageland...oh the wonderful smell.

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A guy I went school with told me when he was a kid, his sister was interning at a record company and she brought Joan Jett back to his family's apartment. Standing in the living room, she saw his spelling bee trophy on the mantel. She said 'Spelling is Important.' Cool!

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I had to throw one of those away doing a rental cleanup.

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I was confused as a non California kid why people would want to go to Don Knott's Berry farm.

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Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Not sure what I did, ask the cat she seems to know.

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Pipe-smoking is the masculine slam dunk. This guy is not to be trifled with.

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