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OG LeBron biographer. Slam Is Fam. Up the Fucking Toffees. We’re Are. Hug your kids, join a union, punch a fascist.

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Oh you waited until 12:15 a.m. on July 5 to shoot off your fireworks in a residential neighborhood? Hahaha that’s super cool. That’s awesome.

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If Antifa was real they’d know where all these guys live and would have ______ _______ _________ by now.

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I know!

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Cheering on from home is my guess

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Also I’m sorry this man is 72 years old!?

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Just lost all respect for JP Dellacamera when he announced a Venezuela sub named Angel and put the emphasis on the second syllable.

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Oh hell yes of course he scored from 40 yards out

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That's the Copa promise

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This game is comedy

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Might be 8 goals in this game and at least 3 of them will be own goals

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Here for an entirely unhinged Copa quarterfinal

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Rooting for Venezuela to win the Copa out of respect for the 3 goals (in 18 months) Salomon Rondon scored for Everton.

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But seriously other than the one weak-ass attempt from the Portuguese kid that’s about as impressive a collection of high-pressure PKs as you’re gonna see. France without Mbappe is still a lot of fun.

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Unstoppable from Earl Sweatshirt there (how do you say sweatshirt in French)

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Lmao yes I timed that jinx perfectly

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This is a fucking penalty clinic

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Cristiano Ronalmaodo

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Interested right off the bat to do a command-F on that piece and no mention of Jason Molina...

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I love to hear this! And I will check this out — I've got qualms with the phrase "countrygaze" on principle but I will try to give it a fair reading, ha

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Boat Songs is definitely one of my favorite records of the past few years, and based on the first two singles I'm stoked for the new one.

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Huge fan of Lenderman as well, and I would definitely NOT consider him shoegaze — more like heartland indie rock or something, right? Related: We've discussed Good Looks, right?

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Mostly just DIIV at the moment, although Apple Music seems to link them pretty closely to Chastity Belt, who I was already into?

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Oh, same

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Incredible photo choice

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I love my father and I think he did the best he could for me but there has never been a point in our relationship where we could have knowledgeably discussed the "Not Like Us" video, as my son and I just did.

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Like 8 replies down there's a guy going "another answer would be..." and it seems innocuous enough but I do believe he should be banned from social media for life.

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Pete, Pal To Quite A Few's avatar Pete, Pal To Quite A Few @petegain.es
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it's so good I had to screenshot the whole thing

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Slowly getting into this newer wave of shoegaze bands and just realizing I'm subconsciously holding it against them that I can mostly understand the lyrics.

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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Doesn’t he do one of those stupid master class cash grab things?

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Not to sound dramatic, but as a white Gen Xer who lived in the city 20-plus years ago, this is the single worst thing the New York Times has ever published.

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To buddy who posted “Kendrick Ends Drake While Wearing Worst Nikes Ever,” I respect the hustle and also how many Nikes have you actually seen.

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Why I Don't Vote (OK, I Do Vote, but I Would Like to Discourage You, NY Times Reader, For Doing So For Some Reason)
Via @bubbaprog.ilovecitr.us

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Our list is pretty short but real awful at the top. You guys just have SO many.

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The US ought to have a new national anthem.

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Nazi cosplay doughboy with top-10 all-time punchable face has opinions huh

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Big winners at this morning’s holiday 4k: the 60-something guys who spent 5 minutes post-race talking about their age & their times & how they finished in their age groups and then very sincerely agreed that it wasn’t about competition but just staying healthy for their loved ones. Lying old farts.

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Don’t think she’s 35. Maybe learn the rules before you make “jokes”

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