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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez@thegonzalez.bsky.social |
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
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I've discovered the joy of saying "faggot" around heterosexual people this year. Their eyebrows always get so acrobatic.
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
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Yeah. Numbers are fake.
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My goodness, the eggs in your fridge will freeze overnight in Pasadena!
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I want to go for a walk next to the L.A. River and point at the white mountains. And I get to wear cute little hat and gloves.
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
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Happy Birthday to Lesley, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! 💖
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If we're still doing tweets we still think about.
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
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There it is.
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Someone's uncles are having a helluva night. Good night, someone's uncles!
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
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8:47 P.M. on July 4th is when I finally start hearing fireworks in my neighborhood.
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Ben
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More people need to be reminded of this.
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
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Also Will Smith very clearly says "Welcome to Earth," not "Earff" when he punches the alien.
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
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Ahh ha ha ha ha
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Which one is that?
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
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It's too bad; for so many reasons, that people reacted like they did to Will Smith slapping Chris Rock because a millionaire slapping another millionaire on live Television for saying something mean about his wife is very funny.
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Alsvid Wotansdottir
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Can we get some traction on this for Draven's sake? Thank you!
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
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Envious of the dimensions of this man.
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Critical Nostalgia
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TO ME, MY RICARDO-MEN!
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
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"Look, boss! We're planes! We're plaaaaanes!"
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MONTALBANS, TRANSFORM!
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
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NPR making Conservatives angry by tweeting President Whitmore's Independence Day speech is a weird way for them to spend the day, but whatever.
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
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The guys dubbing this gave Frank and Freddie real square jawed, broad shouldered voices. This is gonna get weird at the end.
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
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Might fuck around and see if internet archive has a Latin American Spanish audio of Return of the Living Dead.
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Katie Holmes sucks at rowing. The other characters seem aware Joey Potter sucks at rowing.
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
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It's very frustrating that 9 times out of 10 the odds will be in my favor if I were to to the supermarket unmasked. That tenth time, though, is gonna be a real doozy, and I'll never know when it's coming. So I guess I'm just going masked from now on.
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
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Well what is the distaff of "puppygirl?' What do we call the dame holding the leash?
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We all enjoy dunking on the cyber truck; but I saw one that's done up in a deep poo brown, and these people are just trolling us yeah? They're getting off on this, the perverts.
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Now I've got little buddies for the rest of the day.
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The third of July is the day I remember I've got President Whitmore's July 4th speech memorized. It's just there.
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Mango chamoy popsicle.
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It's a hard life being the only trans femme with "grabbable hips."
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
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A great thing about white supremacist iconography is that if you teach yourself to recognize it (I run into too many of them in Burbank), there's no way to talk about it with anyone without them checking if you're wearing a tinfoil hat.
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Yeah, these were the breakfast ones. Good time.
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They're letting dames do your plays now, Bill. It's disgusting, you should do something.
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
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I don't think you understand, the space guys you like are Glup Shitto. The space guys I like are cool. Sometimes we like the same space guy, but he sucks when you like him. You would.
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Iron Chef Bot
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
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A'yup.
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The tacos we were served at our work meeting had their foil sealed with washi tape. So if you need a nickname for bowling; or what have you, Taco Washi is free to use right now.
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
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I'd occasionally send the least tired one out for gatorade.
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😎
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If there were two of me, one could have lunch with my girlfriend, while the other could invite my other gal over, while the third cuts my girlfriend's spouse's hair- If there were three of me
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Natasha 🏴🌻
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If you feel tempted to give money to a political campaign right now (in this econony??) might I instead humbly suggest giving that money to a person sleeping on the streets instead. You will 100% do more good for the world by making sure somebody gets to eat today.
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
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🫱🏻🫲🏾
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I am forty or sixty years old, and I do not need this.
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"Oh. You mistook us for the other shark movie. The one for girls."
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Bananas, truly nature's cocaine.
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Didn't even know there was a movie about this before today!
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*hisses*
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Having that job should get you followed by the store detective for the rest of your life. At a minimum.
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
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Pidge comes out of the kitchen with a colossal stack of pancakes to a very quiet house. Teams all lived together like Donald's nephews back then. Baseball used to be bonkers.
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Pidgeon; that's just what they call him, finds out he's the designated hitter because the boys left for Sunday brunch without him again.
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