Alsvid Wotansdottir

Golden Goddess of Dabs Dabi @dabiwinter.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

We're at the point where we could really use a camper to get out of the tent we've been in. I have a large SUV that can pull it, but we need help raising money for something that we can live in. Having walls and a kitchen again would do so much for our health and safety. Can you share far and wide?

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Alsvid Wotansdottir @alsvid.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:20 UTC

this happens a lot in real life tbh

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Alsvid Wotansdottir @alsvid.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

There was this guy called Peter North who used to spray UNBELIEVABLE amounts of cum when he orgasmed. People were in shock. *scrunching her face up and squeezing her thighs together* I kinda had an obsession with that dude for a while.

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Alsvid Wotansdottir @alsvid.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

*wheezing like Deckard Cain from Diablo* Once, traveller, there was ONLY BWC porn. There were big dicked white guys like John Holmes and Ron Jeromy terrorizing us with their giant white anacondas. Ron liked to suck his own dick, as I recall.

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Alsvid Wotansdottir @alsvid.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

I feel like we can perform ritual mystery plays reenacting these old, barbaric customs without harm, though, in the form of this kink.

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Alsvid Wotansdottir @alsvid.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

Re: being DEVASTATED by bbc and so on - that's more or less the elementary structure of the thing. You must respond with appropriate astonishment and awe. (Because no _proper_, well bred white woman would lay eyes on one of those! This is why people say the kink is racist, due to the Subtext.)

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Alsvid Wotansdottir @alsvid.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

Stage shows, even.

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Alsvid Wotansdottir @alsvid.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

You could entertain me for months just making a dreamworks style shocked face when I disrobe tbh. Fr fr, no cap. A lot of what goes into power and control games in sex is theatrics. Spider person lost the moment fae was gladhanding people like dummies. That shows a lack of subtlety and aptness

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Alsvid Wotansdottir @alsvid.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

Anyway, I think this is all just a dodge to keep us from getting white women to make us nut. It's all a conspiracy!

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Alsvid Wotansdottir @alsvid.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

Well, merely by touching it or looking at it you have sullied yourself and become COCK SHOCKED and so on, according to the lore. The business of being ruined by this item is much less debilitating than one might think.

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Alsvid Wotansdottir @alsvid.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:46 UTC

I think my mother had the right idea when she initially left my papers blank. We should all do likewise.

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Alsvid Wotansdottir @alsvid.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

Nigga Quit Playing Yo, Quit Playing An Alsvid Biography

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Alsvid Wotansdottir @alsvid.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

I know I'm not supposed to but I think it's very funny when a white woman wraps her mouth around my dick and slides it up and down until I make the nut. That's all. I'm not into all kinds of weird esoteric shit like the Spider Person. I'm very easy to put to rights. I've been told this is Kinky.

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Alsvid Wotansdottir @alsvid.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:43 UTC

WELL APPARENTLY IT IS RACE PLAY TO SAY I AM BLACK NOW. I didn't even SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT. You people were the ones who decided I was black. I'm literally Sus. An Imposter. Amogus.

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Alsvid Wotansdottir @alsvid.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

Assetbar Achewood was a time

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Alsvid Wotansdottir @alsvid.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

*touching earpiece* we're not allowed to do thast anymore actually. orders from high command of trans

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Alsvid Wotansdottir @alsvid.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

At least we're not getting hung by our necks over it anymore. If you think about it, it's one of the most universal and harshly enforced taboos.

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Alsvid Wotansdottir @alsvid.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

One might even say I slayed and devastated and mind-broke, even.

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Alsvid Wotansdottir @alsvid.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

It's me. I am the one who ruins people with my bbc., actually.

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Alsvid Wotansdottir @alsvid.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

It's literally always white people eagerly endorsing this shit too. @Cutiekatw - has it not occured to you that there are some large black trans ladies, such as myself, who want to CLAP WHITE CHEECKS?

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Alsvid Wotansdottir @alsvid.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:43 UTC

"as a white, I am not dating the colored to Save them from Racism!" If you're arbitrating from a historical position of power - one which included capital punishment for racemixing - you have done us _nothing_. All you've done is re-establish the old apparatus of racial castes that withholds us.

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Alsvid Wotansdottir @alsvid.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:37 UTC

I hate this shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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