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The "R.R." in .R.'>J.R.R. Tolkien stands for "Ruff Ryder". Same as George R.R. Martin, weird enough.

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*extremely "My Cabbages!" guy voice* My eels!

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I still do have to give the edge to Ridley because of Alien, but I get you.

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(I am one of the guys who gives the slight edge to Crimson Tide over Red October, though both are stalwarts of dad cinema.)

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He and Tony Scott did such dang good work together.

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I bought a backpack that makes it looks like I worth on Hoth

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To be fair, i am also not a watch guy. I ain’t a man of fashion at all, really.

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The Picrew Of Dorian Gray

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The problem with this generation is they’re young and still have their lives ahead of them while I wither on the vine.

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[styx voice] domo arigato, wait for godoto

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Was just talking with pals about how we should do more of sending each other used paperbacks.

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I am still of the opinion that every wedding reception, instead of a band or a DJ, should just play all the girl talk albums in order.

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You aren't a real wrestler until thesuicidaldragon has made a video of your top 10 moves. Although I hope by this point he's theSSRIdragon

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Excerpt from last night's dreams: "NO ONE wants to share a restroom with Solaris The Tyrant Sun."

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I don't even go there, and this is still the funniest shit

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Shit, y'all could probably do some Parent Trap style shenanigans.

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I like how “Au Jus” sounds fancy but it’s just dipping a sandwich in the sauce the meat cooked in. Au Jus is just the cam girl’s bathwater of the culinary world sent tweet

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I am also now realizing that my ADHD got a lot worse in the past few years and I had never thought it about it being related to Covid.

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Plus you get some of that sweet late 90s indigenous representation.

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People out there still complaining about Samoa Joe's physique as if he hasn't been doing this shit for 25 goddamn years.

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I'm a little disappointed because they moved the store from right down the street from me to Mebane, but it is a much bigger space.

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Remember that brief period like 12 years ago when social media kept getting hit with the idea of "What if we paved our roads with solar panels instead?!" This feels a bit like that.

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Oh is it one of those games where they just keep adding more game?

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I do always enjoy the writing exercise of "I hate this, how can I hammer it into something I like?"

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Hey you want this bit of your Uncle- Owen- -no? Really? Fine with me burn, idgaf

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Frantically telling the babysitter “But we don’t have a Nola statue!”

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I am far from the first person to say it, but it is basically just the fake screenplay from Adaptation.

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remember when doctors on TV diagnosing people they've never examined in person was considered to be utterly verboten and a gross violation of professional ethics? I wish news media outlets remembered it

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Oh I forgot that Mangold also did Identity, movie I viscerally hate, but all of my problems were with the writing in that one.

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It is also, to quote a cliche, a movie you could not make today, but not in the way most people mean that.

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I think of him like Jeremy Davies in that he can do a variety of weirdos.

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can I just say I don’t agree with covid-19 at all

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That's one of his that I missed. My favorite of his is probably still Cop Land.

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"Okay, Brian, we'll have you go over at this next PPV" "Yeah, that's not gonna work for me, brother."

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Motherfuckers, the Avengers for 80% of their existence were the B-team.

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No, unfortunately. I am merely an appreciator of Bekkacat and her general insanity.

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There can only be one answer for best episode of tv I ever watched.

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Is it because the toad style is immensely strong and immune to any weapon?

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