suddenly yesterday someone saw the chicken sitting on 14 brand new baby chicks. Then we found a big ass pile of newly hatched eggs. My mom and I are desperately trying to figure out who fertilized these eggs, who laid them, and when??? the math is not mathing!!!!!
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DC Abortion Fund gave $2.7 million to 3390 callers in FY2023. We would need $1 million per month to fully fund every caller. $12 million to meet the full needs of thousands of abortion seekers.
Give to real live people who need care, not bullshit βawareness campaigns.β dcabortionfund.org/donate
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DC PSA: the watermelon from the columbia heights street vendors is soooooo delish today
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absent mindedly just plugged my phone into the switch controller
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paying $10 for extra hotspot data so I can keep watching bridgerton in the office
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anybody on here like MUSIC??????
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finally listened to the sabrina carpenter song. I get it now, that's soo fun
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bought myself a mason Pearson brush on ebay, fingers crossed it fixes me
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yes!!!!
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matt iseman and akbar gbaja-biamila........ kiss ??
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the problem with One Day is that I need to clean my house and I can't look away
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babygirl don't you dare ask for whom that bell tolls!!! is this anything
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sorry but I'm not happy for Brittany Broski. I could've drank a kombucha and had an equally fun reaction. then I would even follow that up by continuing to be funny . but again that's just me
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my mom told me the other day she just learned that "apple bottom jeans" are not a cut of jeans (like bell bottoms) π
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what happened to you when you put your hand in the box?.. oh that's crazy cause for me it just made me smell your b.o.
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kids these days don't fucking love science anymore
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I got you, I keep it as a supporting document under my shit list
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best day ever, this was the worst part 100%
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happy International Women's Day πππ»
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lol me and a bestie literally planning out the timing of her next pregnancy around her being able to throw ass all night at my wedding
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they should let cardi rerecord invasion of privacy sometime when she doesn't have a really bad cold
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so we talk about reality TV on here? cause #90DayFiance Rob is such a piece of shit!!!!!! the way no one at the tell all is calling him out on his shit has me FUMING
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anxious attachment ππ
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(desperate to feel something) Frog and Toad's relationship is honestly toxic
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meeee toooo π€π€π€π€π€
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I HATE my stupid immune system so much rn omg. thank you ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ» if not we'll have to just smoke some more π€·π»ββοΈ
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Lauren oh my god
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I'm a dune baby!! never seen the lynch movie or read the books (I listened to the first half with John but then I stopped to not get spoilies). I'm just amped for a new lotr - hours of practical effects adventure
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brooooooooooooooo
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this movie's gonna fix me
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Happening right now in Manhattan at the Museum of Modern Art in midtown.
"+500 people fill MoMAβs atrium chanting Palestine will be free, protesting the museumβs donorsβ ties to Israel."
Video on Twitter:
twitter.com/showandtal/s...
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at this point I know I'm never gonna watch tiger king, I just have to give myself permission for that to be true
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they klingoned up my man Chris Plummer and I'd still hit. the raw sexual power shows through any fucked up bald cap/stache!!!!!! you can't hold him down!!!!!!
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he gorkon my klingon til I, uh, get beamed up
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as a lifelong star wars fan who's recently been introduced to the star trek movies, I can definitively say the difference between them is that star wars is straight and star trek is gay
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hell yeah I found a new area of skin to pick at!!! cool!!
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people who lose a lot of weight on ozempic only to keep dressing bad..... my enemies
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