Matt Gill (@themattgill2.bsky.social)

Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:25 UTC

if we had a way to make Carville shut up... man, we could accomplish anything

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:19 UTC

no, see, 77 is fine, 77 is young. You're fine until the crystal in your hand starts blinking at 81

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:22 UTC

what's he supposed to do, they keep coming out with new shades of orange

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:38 UTC

they won't pass the House... this time

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:40 UTC

if we could only find a candidate who could appeal to both the NoVA wine moms and the DuPage County beer dads

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:31 UTC

that's what the so-called "scientists" would like you to think

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

meh, amputation schmamputation

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

and sell your organs for profit presumably

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 02:29 UTC

Weird label to put on a popcorn bowl

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

Landlords hate it!

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:25 UTC

They did do a very bad job of maintaining the 80s murder house vibe

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:39 UTC

I'm sure there are very fine people on both sides of this issue

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:47 UTC

Someone on Nextdoor was mad that people were setting off fireworks too early in the afternoon. Really covering all the bases this year

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:21 UTC

one key failure - he adopted WFH. How can you expect to lead a company from a swamp planet without decent internet?

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:08 UTC

snek's just gotta embrace the grind

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

based on my experience with british cuisine back in the 90s, those fries are probably greasier than you could possibly imagine. If that helps

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:03 UTC

it's a shame, many such cases

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:57 UTC

can't let facts get in the way of a good narrative

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

just hoping no one enters the tube sock as evidence

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:36 UTC

But see, the good news is that Congress can still impeach the President as long as they manage to do it faster than he can order them all killed

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:04 UTC

imagine if the clowns and the sharks allied against him...

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:00 UTC

Go Masuke go!

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

cantstopwontstop

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:20 UTC

if he were a republican the media would be saying he was masterfully setting himself up for success by lowering expectations

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:01 UTC

yep, truly the "Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal fighting ice cyclones" of jurisprudence

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:54 UTC

they never should have agreed to do a debate. I could have told them, they should have asked me first. Although tbf any time they ask me for anything I text back STOP

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

No Country for Low Status Poasters

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 17:42 UTC

Ok, your Honor, so the prosecution may have established that there's a quid, and yeah sure there's a quo. But there's clearly no pro, no one involved was acting in any way professional

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

one of the best things about brainworms, you always have someone around to debate

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 23:22 UTC

I wonder if there's a stipulation that he resume showering

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 21:09 UTC

I think we should all put aside our differences and be mad at Florida together

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:06 UTC

so I guess older white dudes are still using the term "ethnic" that way in 2024

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 03:46 UTC

whatever you do don't go get pizza

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:07 UTC

see, he's just a sad little guy

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 03:05 UTC

Large Adult Son: Ultimate Edition

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 01:15 UTC

are you sure that's not a finger puppet?

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

Seems like the AC Stops Working season comes earlier every year

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 00:59 UTC

I think on balance I’m glad it doesn’t happen here

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 22:59 UTC

purposely avoiding best practices and mocking the very idea of them is popular in some circles

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

gong time?

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

He'll be such a sad Sacks when it's his turn under the bus

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

Welcome to Now (2003)

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