The Onion @theonion.com

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ᴅᴏᴡɴ10⸻ @down10.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 08, 2024 at 23:51 UTC

No.

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PictureTheSouth @picturethesouth.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 08, 2024 at 23:00 UTC

I truly expected to see a "Mike Johnson" byline on this slideshow.

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Caezar @caezar.io [ View ] Mar 11, 2024 at 13:27 UTC

What an eyesore. I love The Onion but I can’t scroll that page.

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Jennifer🏳️‍⚧️ @jennible.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 09, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

Start with headpats, tell her shes a good girl, then maybe some back scratching, then see where it goes from there... 🫠

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Mage Handy @bigbyshandjob.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 09, 2024 at 00:26 UTC

We've all tasted that Mystery Gunk.

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CF 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 💜💛 @jell38.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 09, 2024 at 08:21 UTC

So funny. Thanks.

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William Nelson @boogers.io [ View ] Mar 08, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

I'm glad that this got flagged as suggestive content because otherwise I wouldn't have been prepared for the incredibly suggestive slides in this suggestive slideshow.

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VHS @vanhicklestein.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 09, 2024 at 04:23 UTC

Lmao the bluesky filters gotcha

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An American Junglist @thekvltqueer.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 09, 2024 at 05:47 UTC

Real.

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Marxist Theories & Lore @marxistlore.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 08, 2024 at 23:11 UTC

I only know how to please a quirked up they/she

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