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An American Junglist@thekvltqueer.bsky.social |
47 followers 84 following 556 posts
Any/All pronouns Ontologically gay If Hell isn't a party I will make it one
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CHOAM Nomsky đź’
@thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
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The Serfs
@theserfstv.bsky.social
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Nature is healing
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matt prindle
@griefbison.bsky.social
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An interesting opinion I have is that there is something a bit off about the United States of America.
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Haus of Decline
@hausofdecline.bsky.social
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Jen Cross
@jencross.bsky.social
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Happy 4th of July! In the wise words of Ben Franklin: The Bald Eagle is a Bird of bad moral Character. Too lazy to fish for himself. The Turkey is a more respectable Bird, though vain & silly, a Bird of Courage, and would attack a Brit who should presume to invade his Farm Yard with a red Coat on.
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Faine Greenwood
@faineg.bsky.social
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This man is making his evil intentions as crystal-clear as they possibly could be, and everyone who cares about humanity should be blasting that message out in every possible venue.
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An American Junglist
@thekvltqueer.bsky.social
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What a normal thing to say. Stable country.
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Chuck Wendig
@chuckwendig.bsky.social
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EUROPEAN ROBIN: a precious feather baby, a ruddy sky dumpling, a good friend, will help you find your keys, full of ice cream AMERICAN ROBIN: big, often wet, surly, has your wallet, killed a rat underneath the bird feeder to make an example to the other animals
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An American Junglist
@thekvltqueer.bsky.social
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I believe it's hubris. "I'm better than anyone else so I don't need to do XYZ."
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An American Junglist
@thekvltqueer.bsky.social
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Next to "15 minute cities are bad actually" this is the most baffling conspiracy. Like do they think people used parasols, long clothing and hats since antiquity for laughs?
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Joshua J. Friedman
@joshuajfriedman.com
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Hooray for the New York Public Library! It's going to be open 7 days a week, thanks to the budget passed by the City Council today—and all the organizers who pushed to make this happen
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southpaw
@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
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So who’s “us”?
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Vitamins aren’t real. There’s no way I’m getting the same shit from lettuce, the sun, and a Monster energy drink
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Matthew🦌📷
@skeletondeer85.bsky.social
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These birds truly deserve the word great in their name!
I know it’s because they’re big but, let’s pretend for now it’s because of how stunning they are!
#birds #greatblueheron #birding #birdwatching 🪶
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An American Junglist
@thekvltqueer.bsky.social
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"It's not a phase, mom."
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Dr. Lucky Tran
@luckytran.bsky.social
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Any country that makes protecting your health or being poor a crime is not a real democracy.
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Tim Marchman
@timmarchman.bsky.social
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Gavin McInness attempting to get revenge on the menswear guy for critiquing his bad outfits by doxxing him and mocking his outfit, and the attempted doxxing being him posting a picture of an extremely, extremely well-dressed man who is not the menswear guy, is content that could not be improved on.
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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news isn't talking about chevron much and the generous explanation is that they think it's dense and arcane and hard to understand but if so it's only because you're trying to sound smart about it. "the supreme court just gave itself the power to veto any regulation it wants, whenever it wants"
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Jacob T. Levy
@jacobtlevy.bsky.social
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Katie Mack
@astrokatie.com
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Televised debates are uninformative in the best of times but both these people have been president and neither of them have hidden their plans and I cannot imagine any useful information will come of the whole debacle
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Jon Bois
@jonbois.bsky.social
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some interesting numbers entering tonight's debate: 38% 33% 77% (+/- 3 points) 18% among likely voters and unlikely voters 31% among likely voters AND unlikely voters 54% among those surveyed (margin of error: %, source: 87%)
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An American Junglist
@thekvltqueer.bsky.social
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I always see comments on YouTube videos of DJ sets complaining about MCs in general. Like bruv that's a main feature of the DJ set. You might as well go to a movie theater and complain that it's too dark.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
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Thank you! President Biden’s speed use is purely recreational, NOT performance enhancing!
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An American Junglist
@thekvltqueer.bsky.social
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My first thought for casting NGL.
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Rosemary Mosco
@rosemarymosco.com
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Ok apparently it's Make a Terrible Comic Day. So here's my entry for #makeaterriblecomicday2024
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more mr. nice guy
@juniorhoncho.bsky.social
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his jokes are sweaty / posts weak, roasts too friendly / there's quote tweets on his weak dunk already / strong regretti
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An American Junglist
@thekvltqueer.bsky.social
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Is this rpf?
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An American Junglist
@thekvltqueer.bsky.social
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We had this conversation 20 years ago with the Da Vinci Code.
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Adam P. Knave
@adampknave.com
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The Star Wars thing I posted yesterday has reminded me that most ppl don't seem to understand something can be schlocky but also be great, influential, and important. It can be cheesy and goofy and still have a great message. Just stop taking it all so fucking seriously.
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Alex Zalben
@azalben.bsky.social
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If you're asking "when did The Boys get woke" or "when did Star Wars get woke" or "when did Star Trek get woke" or "when did Doctor Who get woke" or "when did X-Men get woke" it might be time to face facts: you don't have the basic mental capacity to be able to handle watching TV or movies.
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An American Junglist
@thekvltqueer.bsky.social
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I like how half of the response is just a plagiarized article about Laika with "dog" switched out with "bear"
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An Evan
@elsplice.bsky.social
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Technology Connections
@techconnectify.bsky.social
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By the way, I've flown a couple times recently and the TSA is rolling out some weird facial recognition thing at some airports which you can opt out of. I would encourage everybody to opt out of it because I do not like the idea of normalizing that technology, especially in those hands.
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Haus of Decline
@hausofdecline.bsky.social
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june
@junlper.bsky.social
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after taking your first dose of HRT you transition away from “person” into “Activist”
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An American Junglist
@thekvltqueer.bsky.social
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Marketing has to just be trolling at this point. I can't imagine someone genuinely thought people were going to buy a Napster subscription because 3 months prior a fortune cookie told them to.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin
@mbkplus.bsky.social
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“Do not use your phone to answer phone calls” is not advice as much as it’s a condemnation of regulatory inaction that has led a vital means of communication to ruin.
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An American Junglist
@thekvltqueer.bsky.social
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Losing it over the idea of someone going to a blockbuster sci Fi epic with a rich, immersive world and loveable characters only because it's kinda anti American indirectly
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Jen Cross
@jencross.bsky.social
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If you see this…post a photo you made at sunset.
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Alexandra Manglis
@alexantra.bsky.social
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As someone who's born and raised in the MENA and I know heat: do not go outside during the hottest part of the day, do not go for a walk, do not decide to do DIY, do not do manual labor, just do not! You can weed your damn garden at 7pm. Go back inside, turn on the ac/fan, hydrate, eat popsicles.
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An American Junglist
@thekvltqueer.bsky.social
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So that's what the incense is for...
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cheese mouse
@cheesemouse.bsky.social
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listening; not learning anything
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An American Junglist
@thekvltqueer.bsky.social
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LiveLeak, Rotten . com, etc.
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Holly Brolightly
@hollyholightly.bsky.social
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molotov. shaken, not stirred
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Christian Archie Panels
@christianarchie.bsky.social
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An American Junglist
@thekvltqueer.bsky.social
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The best part is, if my understanding of Roman Catholicism is correct, the priest can't tell anyone about this.
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bird/h
@birdperhour.net
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#birdbot
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CNN
@cnn.com
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A movement of Indigenous groups in the Pacific is pushing to protect whales, inking a groundbreaking treaty to make them legal persons with inherent rights.
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natty leaux
@evangaylion.bsky.social
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I need some of yall to take less joy in telling ppl John Lennon beat his wife
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An American Junglist
@thekvltqueer.bsky.social
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It's what she wanted.
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