The Onion

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Mar 28, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

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Raymond Gibson @raymondgibson.bsky.social
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 15:29 UTC

I guess we just have to wait until all of Hollywood retires before finding out how disgusting they all are

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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 14:31 UTC

Gak!

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Bryan D. Brown @coolmojo.com
[ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 17:27 UTC

Can you do that on television?

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proud rebel scum ⚛️ @proudrebelscum.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 14:15 UTC

Gee, I'm really sorry your career blew up Dan.

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Devilish @devilishlydo.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 14:21 UTC

Where can I get a couple of vats of that slime?

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 14:15 UTC

Is this true

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Toni @toninuevo.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 09, 2024 at 18:32 UTC

If only! 😭

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Mike Smale @earwigplanet.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 14:45 UTC

They never warned me about that side effect when I was a kid on Slimetime Live. Explains a lot now.

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