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sleep tight

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Tsubway

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when you nut but scoob still suckin

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soundtrack to this image

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at the time it was “the one with the crab” he looked at the track listing and said “i wanna listen to funky shit” and i had to be uhhh let’s start with breathe they have also liked colours and you’ll be under my wheels from hearing it in the car, which are excellent tracks

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so it seems my kids have a preference for the prodigy over the crystal method

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zelda does

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*ahem* The Kingdom of Byrule

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Every morning I check the news and it's like -SCOTUS Eliminates Three More Basic Rights, Only Six Remain -President Mispronounces a Word, Will Now Lose Election to Senile Hitler -New AI Company Uses Artist Blood to Let Billionaires and Racists Live Forever, Gets $45 Billion Valuation

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"I know it sounds crazy, but I have absolutely zero urge to turn on my TV tonight."

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condolences on your track stains

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daaaaaamn who blew lincoln’s head off

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is this gonna be like the earlier rereleases where they shove all this out of place dumb branding or interstitials around it

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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask's avatar The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask @amagire.bsky.social
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Serial killer on TV: - extremely smart - also, cunning like an animal - charismatic but cold ‐ troubled childhood - operatic sensibilities - can only be caught by the greatest detective Serial killer IRL: - just a cop - a regular cop - cops won't stop him because he is a cop

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brianne knows exactly what sonic wants

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yeah, other numbers like 1 or 2 or 5 make more sensible number costumes, but 8?!

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! who in the fuck puts a goddamn cake in the dishwasher, and why do they hate cake so much? who would need to dissolve a cake? are they gonna put in an entire turkey next? Jimmy Hoffa’s corpse? anyway, the moral of the story is don’t wash a cake you ad weirdos

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so I was doing the dishes earlier, and I remembered there was a commercial for some dishwasher detergent where they put a whole fucking cake in the dishwasher and like a weird magic trick it was completely gone after running the wash, leaving only sparkling dishes, and i remembered thinking,

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that’s a great expression in the second panel

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don’t put that on facebook, save the good stuff for bsky

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eh, those panels detach from the plastic under them pretty easily so they can switch those out in no time

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it baffles me why these never include an option for “please gargle my diarrhea and broken glass”

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GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE DOO DOO DOO DOO

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Ian Fay's avatar Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social
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It doesn't always have to be VS

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yay! now please don’t be one of those people who make quoting it part of their personality

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i mean, they could just lie about it and yoink, seems legit

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Congratulations and mission accomplished wowza

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Kevin Carson's avatar Kevin Carson @kevincarson1.bsky.social
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Copyright Nazis strike again:
If you found out 500,000 books had been removed from your local public library, at the demands of big publishers who refused to let them buy and lend new copies, wouldn’t you think that would be a major news story?
www.techdirt.com/2024/06/20/5...

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Do you mean a toilet, or You know what, never mind

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