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"I know it sounds crazy, but I have absolutely zero urge to turn on my TV tonight."

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OldOhMan's avatar OldOhMan @oldohman.bsky.social
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Well, the new season of The Bear just came out so . . .

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Xand's avatar Xand @xandor.bsky.social
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Isn't the onion supposed to be satirical? This is just a fact.

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Stories from the Sea 🍉's avatar Stories from the Sea 🍉 @huttjatt.bsky.social
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I watched a couple of minutes, and as soon as Trump started talking, I had to switch off.

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Desiree Helms's avatar Desiree Helms @desertrose7337.bsky.social
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Agreed

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I’d love to but I’m entering my 24th hour without power!

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Moderately Grouchy's avatar Moderately Grouchy @moderately-grouchy.bsky.social
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Before you got political you were regularly funny as shit. Now, even as a 110% committed Never Trumper I think you suck.

YOU USED TO BE FUNNY.

I kept the paper version of this for over a decade till it got lost in a move.

www.theonion.com/14-american-...

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Buckscience's avatar Buckscience @buckscience.bsky.social
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I predict this will be the night most people watch the entire 3rd season of The Bear.

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Antilles's avatar Antilles @wedgeantilles.bsky.social
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So true 😂 literally the last thing I want to do

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Melinda Clem's avatar Melinda Clem @melindaclem.bsky.social
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Honestly don’t j ow what’s worse, watching the Yankees implode or this debate.

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Alice in Keynes's avatar Alice in Keynes @aliceinkeynes.bsky.social
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Shhhhhh, let it go.

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Thats the GOP message. Don’t tune in to Biden.

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