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The Onion@theonion.com |
Biden Advisors Think Strategy To Do Zero Prep And Keep Biden Awake For Past 72 Hours Working Great
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Matt Ferrel 🍦
@mattferrel.bsky.social
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I remember when the onion was funny
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Gilmoure
@gilmoure.bsky.social
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Sadly, yes.
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@xiobhan.bsky.social
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Just when I thought I couldn’t laugh. Going back to crying now.
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Kyle
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Chris Anderson
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Bernie should be at every debate prep meeting with an overhead projector and progressive talking points. Every time Biden falls asleep, he squirts him with a water bottle and makes him repeat one of the talking points.
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Jason McGrath
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They prepped for a week solid. Biden couldn't stay awake even for the full 90 minutes of the debate, you actually think it's possible for him to stay awake for 72 hours? Give me a fucking break. We got to see an unaltered, uncensored Biden and it was painful.
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The Badger
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no shit
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