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The Onion@theonion.com |
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Max Cerrina
@alephnaught2tog.bsky.social
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This is really unkind and unfair to the handcuffs
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Just Melissa (she/her)
@pnwmelissa.bsky.social
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🤮🤮🤮🤮
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@sunnyjim.bsky.social
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It’s got acid for blood. That crap’s gonna eat through the hull.
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Joshua Sharp
@joshuasharp.bsky.social
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That's why he has to wear all the shirts!
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Cerulean 💙
@ceruthewolf.bsky.social
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Guys, you have to actually write the article. You can't just write the funny headline and call it a day.
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Fabulous Abomination
@fababomination.bsky.social
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@notgeorgecarlin.bsky.social
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OMG!!! Hall of Fame.
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Tom Osinski
@osinskireflex.bsky.social
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@jefg.bsky.social
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No offense to reptiles but the dude's a reptile
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yazikus
@yazikus.bsky.social
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"He was built for the storm" a congressional candidate in WA said about this jail time. (actual quote, not satire. Can be found on the bad site).
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yazikus
@yazikus.bsky.social
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Melted faster than a bathtub full of acid.
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baeb66.bsky.social
@baeb66.bsky.social
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The guard who did the cavity search found three bottles of Tito's vodka.
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CisHet Billionaire
@bennettelder.net
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From orbit
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Aleggra
@aleggra.bsky.social
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It’s the alcohol seeping out of Bannon’s skin. I doubt he has any blood left. It’s all booze, now. His inmate are gonna love him. Don’t they make booze in jail toilets? Maybe it’s just in the movies 😏
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