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The Onion@theonion.com |
"Whether it be bribery, fraud, assassination, or a coup, the president is entitled to immunity for all offenses committed during working hours Monday through Friday."
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donut
@funkndonuts.bsky.social
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haha you see it's funny, because we're fucked
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Eddy Cannella
@eddyc.bsky.social
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I misread the judgement. I thought it read 24/7.
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John Forsyth
@jhfhockey.bsky.social
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What a way to make a living...
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James Harbeck
@sesquiotic.bsky.social
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However, he does not retain copyright on them.
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cinematic genius
@itsmrfungible.bsky.social
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Trump doesn’t get up till 2p though
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Silverwynde
@silverwynde.bsky.social
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I'm not really sure this is actually satire anymore...
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Tim Macinta
@tim.macinta.com
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* In any time zone.
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Mikael Waernlund
@migao.bsky.social
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But Trump only worked from noon - 3pm?
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Dan De Lench
@oracle2024.bsky.social
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Traitors and scumbags!
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Dieter Mueller (Klarname) 5*💉
@bitpaul53.bsky.social
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Does this apply to the actual president too?
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@shadowdrakken.bsky.social
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I thought The Onion was a satire site? why are they suddenly reporting actual news?
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John Griffin
@jjcgriff.bsky.social
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Immunity also applies to any acts in the car picking up lunch for the office.
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