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chillwave pastry. uncivil engineer. not tom hardy (yet).

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Don Moynihan's avatar Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social
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Honestly still in shock that the most crooked American President in history said "I need immunity" and the GOP Supreme Court said "well, it's nowhere in the constitution, but sure, why not? Whats the worst that could happen?"

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i would kill for "waking life" era alex jones to come back

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at what point will violence be the only viable option. i guess wait until *after* the republic has been infected with fascism?

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haha you see it's funny, because we're fucked

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the last sentence should be the end of his campaign as GOP candidate. but we all know it won't.

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hmm should i vote for the old guy who mumbles or the old guy who goes after minors

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these motherfuckers are gonna sell democracy for clicks. goddamn them all

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headlines are all about biden and dems. meanwhile, "MAGA ARCHITECT WANTS WOMEN IMPRISONED". clown ass country

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donut's avatar donut @funkndonuts.bsky.social
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what happens when those who make/interpret/implement the law become lawless

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tomorrow: SCOTUS RULES ALL FORMER TRUMP LAWYERS WHO LIED ABOUT AN ELECTION ARE IMMUNE

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nvm he just had slightly harsh words we're doomed

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donut's avatar donut @funkndonuts.bsky.social
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hey @kenwhite.bsky.social question on presidential immunity: does it apply to the person or the act? as in, if a president commits an illegal act that is immune, but others are involved, did they other parties break the law?

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Josh Gondelman's avatar Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social
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I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.

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donut's avatar donut @funkndonuts.bsky.social
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that depends on what the definition of "fully" is

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Mary Gillis's avatar Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social
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I think about this line a lot these days.

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donut's avatar donut @funkndonuts.bsky.social
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we're all joking about biden taking trump out with a well-placed ac-130 but we all know dems are just gonna bitch and moan until the GOP takes over again and kills them all with an ac-130

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i hope he whips out a red lightsaber and throws sam jackson off a building with lightning

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"at 744 pm ET i officially ordered a fleet of b-52s to strategically bomb mar a lago"

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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"As I sit here before you, I have ordered the arrest of Donald Trump, John Roberts, Sam Alito, Clarence Thomas, Neal Gorsuch, Amy Coney Barrett and the drunk one. Stephen Miller is dead and I'm mounting his head in my man cave in Delaware"

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donut's avatar donut @funkndonuts.bsky.social
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here you go: "gaza" biden is still the better and only other option next to trump

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the damage rush limbaugh did to america cannot be understated

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nothing more dangerous in america than fragile white christians backed into a corner by their own imaginary enemies

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let's fill it with billionaires then shoot it at the sun

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gonna go back in time so i can kidnap george washington and watch him swivel kick 6 supreme court justices right in their assholes

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the scotus rules that constitutional powers as determined by the scotus are immune from prosecution. afterwards harlan crowe will be taking 6 of the justices out on his yacht for a modest lunch of lobster tails and caviar, which is also now deemed constitutional by said justices.

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biden's next official act should be to drone strike every DJT property

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must be nice to blatantly lie at the highest level of public service and nothing happens

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i usually hit drudge several times a day for breaking news. a week or so ago, all the "trump in mental decline?" stories were about a third of the way down the page and lasted a day or two. biden's have been the top story since the debate.

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donut's avatar donut @funkndonuts.bsky.social
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how many of those polled also provide concise responses to AI prompts

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donut's avatar donut @funkndonuts.bsky.social
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instead of an email what if we could make phone calls?

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donut's avatar donut @funkndonuts.bsky.social
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yep same exact thing thanks for reminding me

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during yesterdays debate, trumps plane and the russian embassy plane were parked side by side on the tarmac. aaron sorkin couldn't write this.

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i think it means the original post has been deleted, or OP blocked you/us

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youtube comments under every single video are all pro-trump, chinese and russian bot farms have seized the moment

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billionaires buying up news outlets is culminating in convincing anti-trump voters to despair and give up before a presidential election.

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