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I live in Seattle. I’m only 5’10. i attained the first level of enlightenment. Partnered for 12yrs. Yes i will launder your money and have sex with you/(and) your boyfriends

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Perfect!!!

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But you don’t find that out till the 2nd movie when “he” lays eggs,. 3 is the birth and early challenges, 4 is a reboot with “SCION! THE RETURN OF CAPYBARAS. And there’s like three kid monsters growing up in the desert and how they unite to. Save their home from a giant monster

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The Return of the Capybara and then Son of Capybara (and of course it’s a girl )

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If Kamala couldn’t raise her media in 4 yrs as VP it’s not going to happen in two months, but god speed on the attempt just don’t bad mouth Biden

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Let me be blunt why this isn’t going to work exactly like you think it will. Presidents don’t cede power willingly. But it is possible to turn this into a silver lining and run with “the man who actually got shit done” and you’re right that dems don’t have better comms and it’s a problem

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How do you think your candidate will distinguish themselves in the next month or two before early voting?

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Hmm

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No, YOU are using an internet scammer as a body double to help get more done in your life!

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Is this “i saw something witty and yet stupid, and that’s why everyone i hate is terrible?” Or “My inability to recognize community activism and the code at the bottom, means that I’m right in attributing this to my perceived enemies”?

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An Dipshit™ 's avatar An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social
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Yeah you could get a handjob, but have you considered getting a hand𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘳

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And yet you are a grad student! Brilliant!

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I only mention because i was definitely there before 🫡 but do your duty Citizen just remember what the wheel of Morality says

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You as well, just making sure 👍🏽

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Um if your feeds are overwhelmed with a single topic, could possibly be that u, yurselves, have drifted further afield & are just surrounded by idiots? I think a few taco Tuesday margaritas, and a boisterous conversation about what’s wrong with the Star Trek federation will fix this

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I like to call the oven space my Schrödinger box

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*the timer on your phone* whispers a small frog, use the timer on your phone 🐸

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*launches missile barrage* Challenge accepted!!

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This one, they just make books of their posts 🤷‍♂️

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I looked at your bio and saw the auAdhd and realized i had given any context and you just expressed that #mybad

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I apologize for assuming, you look amazing and i hope you had a good night sleep. For some people it can be difficult

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Millennial sober talk. Circa 2005-2020

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That’s because they are Federalist idiots that only exist online. Presidents don’t cede power

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Very funny that the Times was so certain about the panic they were causing that they set up a little live update election-season scoreboard for it

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i made this shareable version of my one sentence project 2025 summary so it can be easily shared across platforms. feel free to repost.

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I’m sorry i am a side sleeper so i roll a lot. My bad For interfering

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And use chapstick or beeswax to lube the ring and ball sack, to stop irritation

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*stares at the unread books on your shelf*

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Several cultures find pubic hair very taboo, but if you shave it, it’s fine ???🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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a great time for Nudie Beach 2: The Nudening with @emperorhybellos.bsky.social and friends. New penises were seen! New music, and new potential friends. 😄sadly missing @hellaweenfox.bsky.social who, i am told by reliable sources, has contracted the plague. Auguries point to a successful exorcism👍🏽

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And then we ran into the wall of “obviously they wouldn’t say that if it wasn’t true because they’d get sued” which is a faith in the system that would be touching if it wasn’t so gobsmacking, so you end up arguing that, and suddenly someone’s yelling that you’re claiming people are crisis actors.

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I once over heard that her young son must have learned the word “actually” from being around me 😱

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lol my whole family is like this, and when i tell you that we are not loved but widely used for information

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I found out this is one of my ADHD traits, i feel compelled to answer honest questions asked around me. And i instinctively try to update people’s information if i hear something wrong. 🙃 genetically induced mansplaining

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This is such a good watch. And, and tackles a question that I was obsessed with when I was seven. If the universe is everything there is, what shape is it and what’s outside of it?

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It’s best to think of those as spam bots instead of people

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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Suprise: unwashed fascist ghoul Matthew Walther - who wrote a column that the New York Times just published advising Americans not to vote - did in fact vote in 2020 and 2022. It’s time for us to stop tolerating these ratfucking liars.

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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Blade Wielding Bisexual (Lordean arc)'s avatar Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Blade Wielding Bisexual (Lordean arc) @shengokai.bsky.social
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This speech really hits harder in Andreas Katsulas' voice.

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They are just taking pleasure in your pain, you shouldn’t engage with them unless you are a masochist. Their point here is to feed on you 🙁

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