Reposted by Tim (bluesky edition)
JUDGE: have you reached a verdict
FOREMAN: we have
JUDGE: how do you find
FOREMAN: [clears throat] more like donald chump, your honor
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It’s a very funny day. Don’t let anyone take the fun out of it
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This election just got a little bit funny.
Like what the hell do they do now?
If he gets sentenced for like a year or something, does he campaign from jail Eugene Debs style? Does the GOP just replace him? But with who? There’s no alternative!
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The funniest part about the hush money is that IIRC he instructed the payment early in his campaign before he realized nothing he said and done (especially cheating on his wife with a porn star) would’ve affected his political chances. Just perfect.
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They should indict the rest of the former presidents. Bush and Chaney are
still alive there’s no reason to stop now.
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Lmao
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Highly recommend both of these “indie” movies available to rent. One is a hostage thriller and the other is a coming of age romcom. (I’ll let you guess which is which.)
The only thing they have in common is a very, shockingly dark third act.
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8 months after the Rangers won their first ever World Series, the Mavericks are on the cusp of heading to the NBA finals for the first time in 12 years tonight.
I just know this fun fact eats away at Jerry Jones
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Somewhere in Dallas! Got it from NBC5 reporter. Never seen a tree uprooted like that before…
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I can’t get over this lol
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Good fucking Lord what am I even supposed to say to something like that
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Now watching
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Obviously you should be appalled by this because the Israeli government is committing a genocide and efforts to stop the ICC from doing their job is evil.
But even if you don’t believe or care about that, isn’t it pretty stupid for Biden to help Netanyahu who is a big Trump supporter?