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tonight I: — ate a French dip — played a video game against my friend’s son and called him “a little prick” when he beat me — saw some fireworks — watched the Phillies win hard to ask for more out of a Friday night

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hmm this is intriguing

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THIS WEEK IN THE FIVE SPOT

-- the internet is now obsessed with Manny Jacinto, which I support
-- please help me buy Paramount (I will do a good job)
-- hot dogs

Opening section is free, as always

briancgrubb.substack.com/p/the-five-s...

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i love this guy

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this is the America the Founding Fathers dreamed of

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my commitment to journalistic principles means i must meet the cat

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I like that you said “when you go there” and not “if you go there”

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if i looked like him i wouldn't even own a shirt

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THIS WEEK IN THE FIVE SPOT

-- the internet is now obsessed with Manny Jacinto, which I support
-- please help me buy Paramount (I will do a good job)
-- hot dogs

Opening section is free, as always

briancgrubb.substack.com/p/the-five-s...

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Tim Carvell's avatar Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social
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Happy Fourth of July, here is Joe Pera describing the four stages of fireworks.

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juno. stump ($190/$250)'s avatar juno. stump ($190/$250) @juno.bsky.social
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R A T B EE F

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most if not all shows should let Retta show up and murder someone

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i like this headline/image combo because it implies there is a potential Air Bud situation brewing over there

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Hamstring has got to be the funniest name for a body part. "I don't know what's going on with your leg. It's like pork twine in there."

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oh great now i have to grow a mustache

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no but i will make one player change his name to Waldo Kits

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let me be the coach of the United States men’s national soccer team i will do a good job

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oh duh now i just have to watch and find it

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lol I suddenly can’t wait for the movie to hit streaming so I can make this screencap

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[extremely concerned pundit voice] the LiMu Emu and Doug commercial campaign must come to an end

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Business idea: A flavorless antacid powder you sprinkle on spicy or greasy food before you eat it so you get ahead of the tummy ache Tums Crumbs

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HIGH-RANKING MILITARY OFFICIAL: [cigar in mouth] there's only one man for this job UNDERLING: but... but, sir... he's retired HIGH-RANKING MILITARY OFFICIAL: [bald, sweating] i don't care. get me...

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i have lived in a swing state my entire life and i have voted in every election since i turned 18 and i have happily ignored every mid-summer polling email and phone call i have ever seen please keep people like me in mind when you’re freaking out over polls

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i really must insist more of you watch Extraordinary

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also “slimy carrots” would be a good name for like an underworld-adjacent nightclub owner

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just googled “is it okay to eat slimy carrots” in an incognito window because I didn’t want the internet to think I’m a college sophomore

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.

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