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Emma Evans

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The sad secret is that it's a cybertruck

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Jay's avatar Jay @templinjay.bsky.social
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Bobbie Bees's avatar Bobbie Bees @bobbiegarnet.bsky.social
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Maybe the detailer sprayed it with a garden hose at the dealership and got the windshield wiper wet.

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Traveller In Black's avatar Traveller In Black @traveller-in-black.bsky.social
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Incel Camino!

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sid's avatar sid @sidvicio.us
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check this out

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Emma Evans's avatar Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social
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'Before having an encounter with fresh water, this electric pickup truck could accelerate from 0 to 60 mph in 4.1 seconds. Now, it can probably only accelerate just as quickly as the trailer truck that carries it does.' Aren't they also a boat 🤔

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I don’t know what’s worse, the quality of the Cybertruck or the writing in the article.

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Upbeat Former Prof's avatar Upbeat Former Prof @upbeatprof.bsky.social
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the Tesla cybertruck is the OceanGate Titan of land vehicles

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Dude Yumi's avatar Dude Yumi @sshubi.bsky.social
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Did the do zero R&D on it?

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Crungeoneer's avatar Crungeoneer @crungeoneer.bsky.social
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is this the one that drowned the billionaire

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曹昌倫's avatar 曹昌倫 @arlentsao.bsky.social
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I hate the wheels, it looks like a cheap cover.

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Ashford's avatar Ashford @ashokhotnik.bsky.social
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Sad, but not really a secret.

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Kip Williams sort of 's avatar Kip Williams sort of @kipwilliams.bsky.social
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If you made a time machine out of a cybertruck and only used it to go backwards, it would get less and less crappy until it ceased to exist.

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Snoozy Snowflake (Vavia)'s avatar Snoozy Snowflake (Vavia) @bardiclady.bsky.social
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The saddest secret a vehicle could have.

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Viola Smart 's avatar Viola Smart @smartvpants.bsky.social
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Omg I'm tempted to make my creative writing class fix this article in August.

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beep beep ribby ribby 's avatar beep beep ribby ribby @crablord.bsky.social
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please buy my wet truck

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Spökulv - En del av Järngänget enligt Kommentariet™'s avatar Spökulv - En del av Järngänget enligt Kommentariet™ @spookulv.bsky.social
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Oh no they actually tried to use it as a boat lmfao

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