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Was just reminded of the funniest news story of my adult life.

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Jess's avatar Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social
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Imagine getting sent to Gitmo for having to crap.

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Athens Grease's avatar Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social
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I am fucking dying

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Agent NaN's avatar Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social
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That's a verbal courtesy flush

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Ton Chrysoprase's avatar Ton Chrysoprase @tonchrysoprase.bsky.social
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Just glad the money sunk into ‘smell something, say something’ PSA campaigns paid off.

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Nick's avatar Nick @nwbvt.bsky.social
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Who among us...

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Doc McDoom's avatar Doc McDoom @docmcdoom.bsky.social
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America is already great

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Why does this story still follow me? One of my managers at the time this happened said he probably knows which contractor said this. He'd worked at that store previously, and some of my coworkers in our store had to tell their family that "No, different store."

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Marc Reeve's avatar Marc Reeve @cmraman.bsky.social
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This was posted to the HD internal forum and was the source of much mirth.

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Chase Burke's avatar Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social
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You either die a hero (warning people about your massive BM) or you live long enough to become a villain (mistaken as a domestic terrorist).

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pdxor's avatar pdxor @pdxor.bsky.social
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The evening news report about the incident is *so choice*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdK3...

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