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ALX #bikeDC, dog dad, Cat6 Racer, moonlight as a photographer/videographer and drone pilot @ www.4863media.com. He/him.


TwoWheelsDC 's avatar TwoWheelsDC @twowheelsdc.bsky.social
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honestly kinda rooting for Project 2025 if it will outlaw these kinds of circle jerks

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TwoWheelsDC 's avatar TwoWheelsDC @twowheelsdc.bsky.social
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torn between fretting I won't have a grocery store anymore because they're selling the Old Town North Teet, and optimistic that the shitty Old Town North Teet will be put out of its misery and bought by someone who will actually staff it

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"traffic mitigation and enforcement are the carceral state"

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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If you think the vultures circling is some spontaneous reaction to the debate & not a bunch of shills & toadies who have been waiting for any opp to try & soft-coup the guy who didnt do what the moneybags asked & be a GOP-lite POTUS, dm me, I have this incredible offer on Brooklyn Bridge for you

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$150k McLaren LP640 supercar in a handicap space (with a valid tag) in the fed employee lot is giving me a headache this morning

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and yes, that also applies to Joe Biden but that train has left the Amtrak station

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I think that any kazillionaire who can do anything they want and instead chooses to spend their last years doddering around DC trying to stay relevant absolutely doesn't belong in Congress

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some are borderline harassing, sending me multiple messages. Several have sent me friend requests. Again, there's always been a some of this to wade through, but it seems to be absolutely next level now

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listed something on Facebook marketplace, which is always a bit of a shit show but still mostly effective and manageable...but whoo boy. I've gotten over 100 replies and AFAICT none of them are legit. It's like all guys whose bio says they live in Mexico City saying they can pick it up today

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honestly the most puzzling thing about these takes is that these people seem to have never consumed one piece of pop culture about schoolkids

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Hakeem, AOC and the Squad, the entire CBC, Shumer, etc... You're suggesting these Democrats affirming his candidacy are not legitimate voices in the party?

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TwoWheelsDC 's avatar TwoWheelsDC @twowheelsdc.bsky.social
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“Ah’say ah’say ah’say would you kindly kill that big daddy foah me suh”

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TwoWheelsDC 's avatar TwoWheelsDC @twowheelsdc.bsky.social
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Like if the wheel falls off my wife’s 2003 Toyota Echo that’s all on us

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TwoWheelsDC 's avatar TwoWheelsDC @twowheelsdc.bsky.social
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Not to defend Boeing but the wheel falling off a 25-year old 757 is very much a United problem and not a Boeing problem

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The insulated and non-vented areas of our attic get well over 100 I’d guess

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Is there an air return? Otherwise none of that air is getting pulled into your AC (unless of course you don’t have central air)

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Ben Wikler on MSNBC saying WI voters haven’t said fuckall about the debate and I’m pretty inclined to believe him

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Rushed to buy a DVD player when they became somewhat affordable just for this when it got released on DVD

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I dunno. I think it’s Canada so it must not be Canada, is it Canada

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hearing that Biden has a "drug czar" on staff to keep him medicated and to work with Hunter and the Cartels and not for any other reason that I could probably find from a quick search

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I don't know what the right answer is, but I do know that I've seen more Dem House members' names in the media shitting on Biden than I've seen them out there hitting Trump, so maybe that's part of the reason Dems aren't mopping the floor with Trump

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This looks so fuckin' stupid and I assume it will just be more vaporware that will make a few idiots rich before it vanishes into the dustbin of AI history

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Biden teaming up with progressive in Congress because the centrists are the ones calling for him to step down would honestly be a hilarious and positive outcome of all this

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saw someone walking their dogs on the sidewalks at like 3pm yesterday and almost yelled at them. I couldn't even stand barefoot on my patio it was so hot

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And IME you typically land right as rush hour is starting

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Is the point here to annoy people into commenting to correct the post to raise engagement stats? I wouldn’t touch FB if I didn’t use it for my side business but whenever I open it my feed is literally only this kinda shit

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Extremely frustrated to see the mess left in Tide Lock Park today. Trash, food, confetti, used fireworks (I think someone did a cleanup pass already, so very appreciative of that)

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A conspiracy theory that I believe is that many major dem donors are just Republicans buying their way into Dem circles for this kind of ratfuckery

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ManhattanJuryAppreciator 's avatar ManhattanJuryAppreciator @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social
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This is also a weird product of summer 2024’s relative peace, prosperity, and boring news cycles. No pandemics, recessions, wars, riots, or crime waves to cover.

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No-name dem rep on MSNBC saying Biden should drop out because he’ll need to be sharp “on day one,” but what does that say about the last 4 years you dumb fuck

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That’s how I knew they actually blew open (it happened while driving)

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TwoWheelsDC 's avatar TwoWheelsDC @twowheelsdc.bsky.social
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There was a decent tear in the carton! One can completely blew open and the rest the tops popped up but didn’t actually come open

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Trump would say that he got NATO allies to cut a check to the US for eleventy katrillion dollars and the press would be like “Trump reiterates challenge to NATO members to increase funding”

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Don’t let the Topo Chico addict in your life leave them in the car on a 100 degree day

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Gonna call this fuck's office on my way home and tell him how much he sucks

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TwoWheelsDC 's avatar TwoWheelsDC @twowheelsdc.bsky.social
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ah yes, people "repeatedly attacked by Mr. Trump" famously known for not supporting him regardless

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honestly, to the degree that any post-grunge holds up, My Own Prison holds up better than, say, Bush's Sixteen Stone

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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It really is making *me* feel crazy to see a bunch of other Democrat voters running around screaming about how Biden is now unelectable, on the basis of one bad debate and an incredibly obvious ratfucking campaign by America’s most craven newspaper.

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TwoWheelsDC 's avatar TwoWheelsDC @twowheelsdc.bsky.social
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did an Aaron Sorkin character write this

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TwoWheelsDC 's avatar TwoWheelsDC @twowheelsdc.bsky.social
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Remembering that Hillary Clinton was actually really popular until she was the nominee. Just a random thought not sure why that popped into my head

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also shut off the A/C in a few courthouses

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