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Elden Ring is a facsimile of all of the previous games including a lot of the bosses. Aside from making it open world, it rarely does anything new or interesting to iterate on the originals. Adding jump and a mount in the end didn't accomplish much. Great game tho.

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Why isn't "I've been preparing for this moment for the last 4 years" Newsom or Whitmer not an option? Is it strictly name recognition? Or is it Trump gaining the "incumbent advantage"?

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They are sending $20b in Israel tho. That's not the choice.

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this already happened. turns out it's simulations all the way down.

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There’s a tweetdeck for Bluesky? Hell ya

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Once Dell gets in on a trend, the trend is officially dead

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there used to be a foundation for Hedge Funds called Hedge Funds Care with the URL hedgefundscare.org. they have since changed their name.

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He did a racism a really bad racism.

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He's quick to dump bad people in his orbit. See all the BS with Mike (of James and Mike Mondays). He made ~400 weekly videos with him and dumped him immediately when there was a controversy.

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Can we please come with a better or different visual than floaty purple particles for magic? Avowed joins the generic fantasy aesthetic pantheon.

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Is Flula Borg the bad guy in Indiana Jones?

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I’m down for any trailer with Devo and Roxy Music.

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Corporate punk needs to die as an aesthetic choice

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There should be a name for overproduced stylistically bankrupt games (looking at you Dragon Age shit name, and the other two fantasy games I’ve already forgotten)

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To put this in context a bit, I work in the data space and a 20x20 booth in one of the largest shows costs $400k. Events are expensive af. A 5x5 booth at AWS re:Invent costs $30k.

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It’s gonna be JD Vance and it’s gonna be hilarious when he inevitably turns on him.

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Professional wrestling sucks like 90% of the time so when something good happens, it's like the best thing ever. It doesn't even need to be particularly good. Pro wrestling promoters have mastered the art of edging.

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I also think about the Sarah Connor’s dream being nuclear annhilated in a park a lot (saw when I was like 8-9).

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I agree but there are limits. My parents were very loose and I had nightmares from watching chest bursters from Aliens for years after watching it at like 6-7.

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Even before the Gaza War, who at Disney was like you know what would be super cool? An original Israeli superhero! What kinda niche demo are they playing for here?

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This movie could be fun if it wasn’t so serious. Like a Sci-Fi channel original movie.

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Rebel Moon is not only bad but it’s also incredibly boring. It’s so incredibly self-serious.

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When people complain about passwords in retro games, I’m curious if they still write them down. It’s so much easier to take picture with your phone.

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It's wild that this opinion is probably close to unanimous among the fandom. I'm sitting here wondering if I should be excited for the MCU or not based on this.

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I wish I could spoiler tag this but maybe you should watch one of the recently released shows on Paramount+

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Just wait till alien the Rock rock bottoms 7 of 9. Truly peak tv.

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same vibes as Legion

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The Mixed album is also dope. It’s remixed by Boyz Noise but it doesn’t really sound like Boyz Noise.

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Gunfire and explosion for me personally gamescent.com/scents/

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notgccx on the streaming platform that rhymes with switch is one path

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This is what they mean when they rail against “woke”. The woke mob won’t let me be a complete asshole to everyone I want wah wah

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James Gunn’s DCU is a lock tho am I right

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Doomers gonna doom

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Thankfully I don’t live in yours

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How many Iraqis died? Unemployment was over 6% for 4 years. Did you forget about Katrina? GW was President for 8 years, Trump ain’t gettin re-elected.

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2000 started with George W Bush being handed the Presidency by the SCOTUS. Dipshit was President for 9/11. Invaded a country on false pretenses. Thousands died in 2 wars. He still won re-election. Economy collapsed and we had over 10% unemployment. Gas at 4.50 a gallon. Tell me about the 2020s.

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blood "work in progress" just a red blob lmao

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Have you seen Discovery?

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nodding so hard my head rolls off my shoulders as I play through hour 30 of Horizon Forbidden West

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Disposable income is a helluva drug

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Imagining putting on those 3/4 arm length gloves every day.

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Paul Anka could teach you a thing or two, but unfortunately you can't help yourself. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlKa...

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It's not weird. MA is one of the strongest blue states in the country. There was a time when people liked the overwhelmingly blue statehouse to have a check in a Repub. Gov, but I don't believe that's a thing anymore. While Baker (R) won two elections, the Ds didn't put up anyone strong.

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NES SNES GEN PS1 N64 DC PS2 GC WII WII U PS4 SCD TG16 NSW AT 2600 SAT CDI PS3 FDS PS5 I think that’s it…

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Jelly Roll is a psyop

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Did the madman drive all the way out to Athol for Godzilla?

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Ends with M starts with BONEY www.youtube.com/watch?v=6odM...

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FWIW from 1982-88, Atari sold 13m 2600 units according to AtariAge. I don't know the NES/Famicom YOY numbers but they sold something like 60m total starting in '83. forums.atariage.com/topic/278285...

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the world was better with the fuuu guy

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I hope you post a 6 hour podcast just for the lolz

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