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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑

@unfitz.bsky.social

I run with a rock in case I ever have to defeat someone running with scissors.

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Pete Carrier CARRIER-media Ltd's avatar Pete Carrier CARRIER-media Ltd @carrier-media.bsky.social
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That's crazy talk. Everyone knows you should never ruin with scissors.

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Jimmy L 📚's avatar Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social
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watch out running with scissors, you could cut someone's running nose

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Pester Power's avatar Pester Power @pester.bsky.social
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Good plan.

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Kea's avatar Kea @keatiki.bsky.social
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Beware of Spock... he will evaporate your rock. 🤪🖖

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's avatar @ohnowwhat.bsky.social
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But you've got to watch out for the person running with paper

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bud (with a lower case b)'s avatar bud (with a lower case b) @gotsomebluebud.bsky.social
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I get a lot of paper cuts

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Parilani 🫧's avatar Parilani 🫧 @parilani.bsky.social
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this is so smart

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Patrick Denny's avatar Patrick Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social
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*running past you with paper* Ohhhh! Yeah. That's a much better idea.

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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@favskeet.bsky.social

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Baron Von J's avatar Baron Von J @baronvonj.bsky.social
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Do you also carry $2 in case you run into the paper boy?

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Paulette 's avatar Paulette @paulette7.bsky.social
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Sensible..

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🐝 “Bee” 🐝 's avatar 🐝 “Bee” 🐝 @bee990.bsky.social
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😁

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Cam Walker's avatar Cam Walker @walks30.bsky.social
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Ah, but I have a paper on people like you. 😁

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