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Valry
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Val, the implier
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trans agender 🦋 Channeling the spirit of Voyager 1 || 🏳️⚧️ it/she
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Valry
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Val, the implier
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Valry
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That key would be slid under your door and the lock shut tight 5 minutes after she gets it. She'd be desperate for the denial 🔒
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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The conflicting emotions as you hand her a tiny key and she tries to force herself to forget what you've told her
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Valry
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Sex work as mutual aid sounds like an incel psyop
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Valry
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The punishment is telling her she's allowed to cum
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Valry
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One of the most effective political assassinations in modern history
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Valry
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It's in your next arc
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Valry
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3 girls. The one most deserving of punishment goes in the middle, so she can watch the other two pivot around her to make out
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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"Protection" is just another form of ownership. It's a declaration of strength and consequences if the protector doesn't approve of what you do
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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Fellas ask your girl if she would still fuck you if you were sisters If she says no, she's not for you
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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Petition for HEB to move non-alcoholic beer to the soda section both in the store and on the app
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Valry
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It was 6 months for me
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh...
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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Call her to tell her how it tastes
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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My transbian housemates after I sniff under my arms and go "phew"
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Big DeVito Energy
@mayawest.online
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Good morning, housing is a human right 💕
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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Most states don't allow mail-in voting except for certain small groups or specific elections In Texas voting involves driving 10 miles and waiting in line for 30 min-2 hours
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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AFAIK 3D scanners use millimeter wave microwaves, not x-rays. X-rays are used in the luggage scanning belts
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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No. Sisterhood is an unbreakable bond. A holy promise
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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You gotta split your audience. Get one half fighting with another
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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From the tiniest dribble to the thickest ropes
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𝕯𝖔𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖆 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗
@c0ffin.bsky.social
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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Have YOU been tricked by an immortal fae creature into becoming an eternal no-loads refused cumdump? You may be entitled to financial compensation!
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Valry
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Only people who have had plumbing problems will get this one
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Valry
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Horror movie that's a generic romantic comedy but every now and then there's a faint trickling/splashing sound that sounds like it's coming from your bathroom
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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(and memtest86 [NOT MEMTEST86+]
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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And proxmox, just cuz
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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Gparted iso for quick and easy partition management
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maia arson crimew
@crimew.gay
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BREAKING: #FuckStalkerware pt. 7 - israeli national police found trying to purchase stalkerware
for the first time ever, we can prove governments, intelligence companies and data brokers have tried to strike deals with mSpy, a stalkerware company
maia.crimew.gay/posts/fuckst...
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Lydia! ⭐
@revelatrix.bsky.social
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>assigned to fix a derelict ship >ask the corp if the ship is normal or if it flew too close to hell >corp dont understand >i've seen event horizon, i've played dead space, i know how this goes >corp comm chuckle "it's a dead spaceship miss" >dock and see my dead wife >it flew too close to hell
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Technology Connections
@techconnectify.bsky.social
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Trees may not have lymph nodes, but the ones around here are about to have nymph loads.
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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Every time I see this man post I regret being born
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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When I was a kid (like 7 or 8) I remember being absolutely terrified of the aliens in starship troopers. I remember seeing them in the shadows coming up the stairs when my bedroom door got left open at night
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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"I think I'm going to get one of those ~reprogramming~ machines to make you less of a klutz"
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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Lil sis thinks she keeps running into things on purpose so big sis has to keep putting her hands in her
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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Can't wait to sync my hush to the show
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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Jesus Christ dude you take nearly 2 weeks to respond and all you can say is "nuh! It's totally possible to fight someone while handcuffed and lying face down" Like dude if a cop can't handle a dude whose face down on the ground he probably should have been beaten to death by a grasshopper by now
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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You think people can fight when they're lying face down on the ground and in handcuffs? I think you've been watching a bit too much TV. Maybe try reading a book, or going outside.
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Valry
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Omg
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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Maybe you're measuring the wrong things to gauge economic performance Maybe we've seen several extremely high profile scam artists achieve wild success Maybe the economy *isn't* performing well for the vast majority of Americans Maybe COVID hadn't happened yet
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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If you look closely you can actually see the tumor on his left arm slowly merging with the bed
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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It's a flipper, she's actually part dolphin
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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Nah she's got a little bit of leg left
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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Movies and novels are as linear as it gets but I know that I've seen/read all my favorites countless times
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Kieran Healy
@kjhealy.bsky.social
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I didn’t know half this stuff
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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4! = 24, btw, which might be enough
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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The bar was that low, huh?
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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Yea but damb if that ad isn't working on me. Seeing that pink and green Glock lazily pasted onto random people's hands while they're hanging in out with friends is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen
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Valry
@val9000.bsky.social
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Damb love it when Sophia's bangers get shared outside of Twitter
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Jon Luke vintage meme trust
@paperbagriker.fun
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