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Kieran Healy

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I didn’t know half this stuff

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NoHomers Diary's avatar NoHomers Diary @nohomers.bsky.social
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Andrew Johnson could not be stopped

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Aditya M's avatar Aditya M @almostinfamous.bsky.social
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andrew jackson could learn a lot from andrew johnson

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Rob Skelton 's avatar Rob Skelton @redskelton1923.bsky.social
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And I thought only genealogists confused the dead and irritated the living!

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Ralph's avatar Ralph @ralphhhenson.bsky.social
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The last words all of us with hear is an AI voice explaining: "But that's what you asked for."

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Thomas's avatar Thomas @calmlyballistic.bsky.social
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If you go with the philosophy definition for knowledge of "A justified, true belief," you still don't :)

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Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.'s avatar Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept. @cppilgram.bsky.social
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I was there from '01-'06, Andrew Jackson was a mainstay at Badger FB games. Always saying "the best way to smuggle booze into the stadium is in your stomach." Solid 3.0 GPA.

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Smithereens's avatar Smithereens @rswan221.bsky.social
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Oh nice I overlapped with Andrew Johnson and didn’t even realize it

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Seth Masket's avatar Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social
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John Tyler, that Summer of Love motherfucker

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The Loony Liberal (HIATUS)'s avatar The Loony Liberal (HIATUS) @loonyliberal.bsky.social
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Both Twitter and 4chan confirm the image as 100% factual.

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Ozma's avatar Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social
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The first communist president of Afghanistan (forgot his name--later assassinated by the Soviets to put in a more Soviet-friendly dude) DID attend U of W Madison. It was where he learned his communism.

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Cataleast's avatar Cataleast @cataleast.bsky.social
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Andrew Johnson's record is pretty impressive. My dude decided seven decades after dying, that shit's boring and -- as he doesn't have much else to do -- it's a great time to start knocking out those degrees :)

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Mikey G's avatar Mikey G @mwg.bsky.social
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I'm such an idiot my eyes went right to Ford, knowing for a fact he was a Michigan man. Completely missing Andrew Jackson, class of '05, etc.

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Tim Pierce's avatar Tim Pierce @unchi.org
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which half?

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Robert David Sullivan's avatar Robert David Sullivan @robertdsullivan.bsky.social
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The University of Wisconsin-Madison is more powerful than the Trilateral Commission!

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Christopher Quirk's avatar Christopher Quirk @christopherquirk.bsky.social
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Andrew Jackson is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more.

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web_rant's avatar web_rant @webrant.bsky.social
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Once this becomes the data modeled the downward spiral rapidly advances.

Which is fine for fascism, as education is a threat to their minority control and sowing cognitive dissonance is part of their strategy.

bsky.app/profile/kjhe...

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Gladstone in DC's avatar Gladstone in DC @district.blue
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Clearly this is going to be the discourse for the day.

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Gavin Wilde's avatar Gavin Wilde @gavinwilde.bsky.social
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James Buchanan was notorious for his love of the academy

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Joel Calahan's avatar Joel Calahan @calahan.bsky.social
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Wow, Gerald Ford got his degree while he was president of the United States! Great example for our youth.

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Kate's avatar Kate @emeraldhyacinth.bsky.social
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You can learn so much from AI! Who knew at least 44 presidents graduated from Texas A&M?

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's avatar @funrun21.bsky.social
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You know, Jackass was actually named after Andrew Jackson. He was wild in college

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TitaniumMan's avatar TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social
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UW-Madison should use this in its marketing.

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Chris F.'s avatar Chris F. @fnytv.bsky.social
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Jim Marshall's avatar Jim Marshall @the6thjm.bsky.social
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Sounds like The General in The Village is having a short circuit.

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Jake's avatar Jake @purplepadlock.bsky.social
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pretty impressive how JFK managed to graduate 3 times without a head

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Corey Rayburn Yung's avatar Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social
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Badger, Badger, Badger ...

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Concoloris's avatar Concoloris @concoloris.bsky.social
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truly, it is like living in an ian m banks novel

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Derek Willis's avatar Derek Willis @dwillis.bsky.social
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Good for Ford, getting a degree while being President.

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Riot Poof's avatar Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social
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I am a lifelong learner and can't wait to share these facts at parties. How did I not know this?!

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Kim's avatar Kim @kimoco.bsky.social
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Kids are really going to mess up on tests if they use this

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Kim's avatar Kim @kimoco.bsky.social
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😂

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Jacob Harris's avatar Jacob Harris @harrisj.bsky.social
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Looks like it lifted heavily but not entirely from uwalumni.com/news/preside...

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Jacob Harris's avatar Jacob Harris @harrisj.bsky.social
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The timeline checks out!

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Kansas913's avatar Kansas913 @godogsgo.bsky.social
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Andrew Jackson momentarily famous in 2005 for graduate thesis on monetary policy.

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Dave Hitchcock's avatar Dave Hitchcock @davehitchcock.bsky.social
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John Kennedy beaming back down extra special just for some upper year poli sci classes.

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Penny Wilde's avatar Penny Wilde @i41m.bsky.social
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It’s pulling from this page and totally missing the context

uwalumni.com/news/preside...

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Hare 🍉's avatar Hare 🍉 @haredurer.bsky.social
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Is it just finding graduates with the same names?

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When I was 7 years old and doing my research in the encyclopedia, I found out about the American Pope, Alexander. I was as good as AI 72 years ago.

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Saga, sighs queen's avatar Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi
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It's actually impressive how embarrassing this is .

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ThatsMrWhite's avatar ThatsMrWhite @thatsmrwhite.bsky.social
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This is too good. 😂😂

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Pyrito Hedron's avatar Pyrito Hedron @pyritohedron.bsky.social
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Middle school kids using AI-infected search engines to research US history:

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Sean Eric Fagan's avatar Sean Eric Fagan @kithrup.bsky.social
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So that's from uwalumni.com/news/preside... which shockingly is not AI.

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Sean's avatar Sean @darkmane.bsky.social
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And its all true, sort of

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Xydexx Unicorn 🦄💕🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈's avatar Xydexx Unicorn 🦄💕🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @xydexxunicorn.bsky.social
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I am learning so much! Did you know President Truman died in a VOLCANO????

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Accountabilabuddy's avatar Accountabilabuddy @accountabilabuddy.bsky.social
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Plagiarism + wrongness all at once.

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Katherine Catmull's avatar Katherine Catmull @kcatmull.bsky.social
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damn props to Gerald Ford for finishing his degree while president, lotta late nights there

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Jessie Losch's avatar Jessie Losch @jessielosch.bsky.social
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So did they get their student loans forgiven?

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Warhammerchick's avatar Warhammerchick @celticdragon1.bsky.social
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JFK getting more degrees is the plot of the next Ghostbusters movie

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Lunethias's avatar Lunethias @lunethiasdraws.bsky.social
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What in the AI is this bullshit lmfao

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Kygosi's avatar Kygosi @kygosi.bsky.social
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That’s what happens when we teach woke history. You forget about Johnson’s 14 degrees.

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Gosh. Wish I could say that about my Alma Mater. All I've got is the dad from Frasier, and a serial killer.🤷‍♂️

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One more reason people need to stop dumping on Ol' Tippecanoe. Look what he accomplished after just 30ish days in office.

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Stephen O'Hara's avatar Stephen O'Hara @stephenohara.bsky.social
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Some Presidents is a Twilight. make sense

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Tom Miller 🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇦's avatar Tom Miller 🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇦 @tommfi.bsky.social
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Andrew Johnson sure should have worked harder on reconstruction than badgering about in Madtown.

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Expel the Sedition Caucus's avatar Expel the Sedition Caucus @oldsourpuss.bsky.social
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To be fair, you have so much time to pursue academic interests after you die.

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Kristi Wallace Knight's avatar Kristi Wallace Knight @kwknight.bsky.social
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So good to see that not just individuals but entire industries have taken the leap to "fail up."

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Mark Nance's avatar Mark Nance @mnance.bsky.social
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…saves for future teaching discussion of the use of AI in research…

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Kevin M. Kruse's avatar Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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Not many people know that JFK was assassinated just to stop him from coming back to get a seventh bachelor's degree.

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NanoRiff's avatar NanoRiff @nanoriff.bsky.social
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This is why presidents are so keen on providing financial assistance to college students. It's so that after their term is over they can afford to go back to college and earn a few more degrees.

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JoyComethInTheMorning's avatar JoyComethInTheMorning @sheadapts.bsky.social
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Alrighty then.

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CJ 🏳️‍🌈🤘's avatar CJ 🏳️‍🌈🤘 @nemobluecrj.bsky.social
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I'm struggling to think of a larger company that has put out a product this bad in public before. Like, this might actually be the biggest, worst example of a borked product rollout in all of history.

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Samir Al-Battran's avatar Samir Al-Battran @samir.fedica.com
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Honestly I don't see how this is different than an unintelligent person reading this and reaching the same conclusion At this stage, AI is just low intelligent (the I is ironic), and should be treated as such :)

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Bee Geesmith's avatar Bee Geesmith @beegeesmith.bsky.social
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They are coming for your job.

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Compare to the Active Ingredients in Woman®'s avatar Compare to the Active Ingredients in Woman® @i-rohl.bsky.social
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For those curious about how we got here, it it seems to have sampled answers from this page.

uwalumni.com/news/preside...

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it's pulling from an existing list, which somehow makes this worse: it's not even wrong in an impressive way uwalumni.com/news/preside...

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The reason graduation ceremonies are so long is because every US president is up there getting a diploma each year

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amy's avatar amy @arb.bsky.social
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congrats to Andrew Johnson's ghost

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Smilner's avatar Smilner @smilner.bsky.social
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Johnson in the mix for worst president, but not for lack of scholarship

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Butt Rogers's avatar Butt Rogers @buttrogers69.bsky.social
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Andrew Jackson is doing great

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SwampLizard's avatar SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social
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Conspiracy theorists are gonna love AI that doesn’t know wtf it’s talking about. Even better, when stuff like this is manually corrected, it’ll be evidence of the cover up!

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12z's avatar 12z @12z.bsky.social
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I too aspire to live to 150 and earn 14 degrees #grindset

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Steve Uncle 's avatar Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social
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Wow, AI is dumb. Half these guys aren't even Presidents.

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Helen Kennedy's avatar Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social
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Seriously, how does this happen?

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Todd's avatar Todd @tfederman.bsky.social
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Let Google cook, maybe their alternate world is better than this one.

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Mat G's avatar Mat G @gienieczko.com
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There's many bad things you can say about Andrew Jackson, but man, to have the tenacity to drop out dozens of times and still get that degree at the age of 238? Never stop following your dreams, folks.

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A Matt in Wyandotte MI's avatar A Matt in Wyandotte MI @mattinwyandotte.bsky.social
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Really have to commend Andrew Johnson on his commitment to continued learning. Pretty sure I won't be pursuing degrees when I'm 204.

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Haydon's avatar Haydon @haydonmp.bsky.social
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I’d be worried if you did.

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Colm Delaney's avatar Colm Delaney @colmdelaney.bsky.social
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I didn’t know the other half

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Chris Steller's avatar Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social
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Go Badgers!

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