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Varric's Chest Hair

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Dragon Age, Baldur's Gate, Tech, Books, Music. Grumpy yet cuddly old curmudgeon. Also get off my lawn.

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Jennifer Winch 's avatar Jennifer Winch @jlwinch1.bsky.social
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We stop the GOP in November or this lunatic rolls the tanks over us in January 2025. GOTV to get everyone off the bench & check Vote-dot-org to make sure you're still registered, b/c red-states purge voter rolls all the time. Vote blue all the way down the ballot.

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Every answer Biden gave should have started that way

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Sounds like you hit all the requirements on the head

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Andrea Junker's avatar Andrea Junker @strandjunker.bsky.social
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80 years ago, the greatest generation of patriotic Americans and Allied forces stormed the Normandy shores on D-Day to throw out the Nazis. This year, all you have to do is “storm” the polls and vote.

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Kevin M. Kruse's avatar Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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“If they can convict a president for breaking the law, they can convict anybody!” Right, that’s the whole point. Our laws actually apply to everyone. Congrats on just now figuring out how that works.

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Maki Naro - Commissions open! 's avatar Maki Naro - Commissions open! @makinaro.bsky.social
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34 COUNTS???!

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There was a time I’d see a post like this and think immediately how clever The Onion was…sad lol for the good ol days

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Scott Edelman's avatar Scott Edelman @scottedelman.bsky.social
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Donald Trump wants my friends to die. Voting for him is voting against human rights and those I care about. I beg you — don’t let this cruel, heartless criminal get back where he can do more damage. He’s already done enough. thehill.com/homenews/lgb...

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Varric's Chest Hair's avatar Varric's Chest Hair @varricschesthair.bsky.social
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Oh my gosh. Its a Republican. I am. So. Surprised.

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I’m going to install a designated Dingus area into every room of my house

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Popehat's avatar Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
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That is impressive thoroughness and dedication and I would hire that elephant.

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Varric's Chest Hair's avatar Varric's Chest Hair @varricschesthair.bsky.social
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Not making light of this, but can I just point out it looks like someone blasted this fucker right in the face with Silly String and it was caught perfectly in this photo? 10/10

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John Scalzi's avatar John Scalzi @scalzi.com
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A company on Facebook is advertising a "love shower" for Mother's Day, which consists of a mechanism blasting card-sized paper all over the place, because nothing says "love" like making yet another mess around the house for your mom to clean up

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Varric's Chest Hair's avatar Varric's Chest Hair @varricschesthair.bsky.social
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Isn’t that the police right there in their off duty uniforms?

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Avi Henriques's avatar Avi Henriques @legalizegoblins.bsky.social
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I have said it before and I'll say it again: When Milo Y. spoke at University of Washington in 2016 the administration said there was nothing they could do, and SOMEONE GOT SHOT AT THE EVENT. And the university did nothing.

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Varric's Chest Hair's avatar Varric's Chest Hair @varricschesthair.bsky.social
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I feel personally attacked by the phrase “orphaned pork roll”. It is something one ought never need to utter. It is known

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Huh. I guess content moderation isn’t THAT complex after all eh Mark

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“House Freedom Caucus” is just the stage name for the lunatic part of the Republican Party right?

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Yeah right—-Area 51 all over again. If they could have said he was a hairy weather balloon, they would have

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Varric's Chest Hair's avatar Varric's Chest Hair @varricschesthair.bsky.social
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are you sure its not the same cat projecting its spirit outdoors

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I thought that was a giant eyeball for a sec until I zoomed in

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Joseph Hewitt's avatar Joseph Hewitt @gearheadrpg.com
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Happy Ides of March.

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Loved this story and the whole book. If you’re a DA fan and haven’t read it what are you waiting for?

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