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Alex Hevesy

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Car's Former Lance Tedford, current car writer


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Panic attack and migraine at the same time 👍 Panic attack and migraine at the same time in my hot and humid apartment 👍🔥🔥🔥👍

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Soldiers from Marshal Zhukov's 1st Belorussian Front were the first to find Weemensch, but it was actually US intelligence that found out specifically where he was hiding. Eisenhower briefly considered sending Robert Sink's 506th Infantry Regiment (the same guys from Band of Brothers) to get him.

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I for one enjoy that I do not have a high priest who is unable to sympathize with my weaknesses, but one who in every respect has been tempted as I was yet without sin. But you do you, man.

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That’s a good one

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Thinking a lot about SW 6220

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The “rich person’s money tips” advertised here are just things like “make sure you aren’t paying too much for car insurance,” “sometimes online surveys give you money,” and “investing is a thing.”

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Nice! Sounds good!

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I genuinely don't think I've ever read a single New York Times article.

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orb wulgus

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I love having trouble and subsequently taking heart

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I, personally, love it when the LORD's compassion grows warm and tender and that He will not execute His burning anger and will not again destroy Ephraim, but go off I guess.

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I always thought it was funny that libertarian types were against wearing masks. If anything, masks help you elude facial recognition software and remain mostly anonymous.

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The juxtaposition between whatever press car I'm driving that week and grocery shopping for the cheapest possible food will always be very funny to me. I have a $157k Escalade V-Series this week and I will likely drive it to Wendy's for a $5 meal.

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Here's the document of all the Supreme Court justice's opinions www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/23p...

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My Cadillac has an extra letter

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Babe, what’s wrong? You’re starting to look like the Gen 1 Porygon sprite

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Churtch

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Find me at the Orioles game in the next 35 seconds for an ass kicking

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The Orioles hired a Gollum to help with the grounds crew

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At da game

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I worked at a Koons dealership very briefly and I saw Krystal get hit in the face with a bathroom door

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I can't afford the move. I am flat broke and I can't afford to live there.

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I met one of my neighbors and he was a car guy and a Gun Guy™. I have figured out exactly who I DON'T want to be later in life.

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I am between church homes at the moment and it is a lonely time

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I like how each day is exactly the same. If I’m lucky, it actually gets a little worse!

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“Oh no! People are ordering food in this restaurant that I work at. That is why I am so mad and/or distraught” - Steve Bear(?), star of the show “The Bear”

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I'm seriously considering posting about Warhammer 40k lore on that site

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I am very fortunate enough to work for an outlet that allows me to make up words and quote CS Lewis in a car review. However, I've written for pubs that scrubbed out every bit of personality from my work. I came to realize that I didnt want to write for them because they didn't actually want MY work

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Professional voice is fake and trying to contort your unique writing voice into something you hate for a publication that doesn't actually value your work is a waste of time. Find a publication that works with a voice that you like and go from there. LinkedIn for creatives is a cesspit and worthless

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I would really like to have a decent collection of Blu-Rays so I don't have to rely on streaming as much, but I really don't want to be the kind of person who collects Blu-Rays

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where are we on Davis asleep?

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I like it when Bertie being nice

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Get yourself a man who has this in his YouTube watch history

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"fool of a Took" was the only part that could be printed

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Gandalf's internal monologue must be crazy.

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Who would have thought that a guy who calls himself "Dr. DisRespect" and looks like this would have been a bad guy? There were absolutely no warning signs.

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In the arms of the angels….

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I think my best Twitter display name was “Tesla Model S guy at church”

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That’s right

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Using the Maverick

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Dune 2: Worming it 2 the Streets

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It’s Davis

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I did this a number of years ago and I can attest, first hand, that it was a Bad Idea™

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The one I'm testing is just an EcoBoost model, but I've already put 150 miles on it in like 36 hours, haha

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I do see A LOT of them in rural PA where I live

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In other news, the Ford Maverick I've had this week rules and I really like driving it

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