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Janel Comeau@verybadllama.bsky.social |
phone calls are all spam. emails are all spam. text messages are all spam. if you want to reach me, pin a note to my door with a jeweled dagger or don't waste my time.
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Joe Phelan
@jpinnv.bsky.social
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(Jeweled dagger pins a note to the door): “Friend, I’m humbly asking…”
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En Lil-Sin (She/They)
@enlilsin.bsky.social
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But...you know...low-key that's hot
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Roy@skyPurpleCloud
@skypurplecloud.bsky.social
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Spam is the mostest spam though!
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Markus Erdt
@markuserdtart.bsky.social
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Ah yes, the ransom note by Cpt Hook. Classy way to leave a message indeed.
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ZHUGE LIANG
@shuchancellor.online
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i was planning on sending at least 6 armed couriers in different directions to confuse possible fraudsters, and your intended courier will be carrying a platinum chip as an marker so you know the message is real @jesawyer.bsky.social
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Melissa DuVant
@melissaduvant.bsky.social
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can it be weighed down by a jade skull, or a gem-studded animal figurine? It's nice to have options!
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John Cutting
@johncutting.bsky.social
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What about a barbershop quartet singing the message?
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Bryndenn Nonne
@bryndenn.bsky.social
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Prove to me you have some skin in the game before involving me (please do not write the note on the skin).
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Noah Livingston
@noahlivingston.bsky.social
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A revolution we can ALL get behind
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Erika Fawcett
@krystolla.bsky.social
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I will also accept notes delivered Disney princess style by friendly wild animals.
1 replies 0 reposts 11 likes
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JD McBride
@panrec.bsky.social
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Are candygrams acceptable?
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Nocturn02
@nocturn02.bsky.social
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Won't that just be a murderous door to door salesman?
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@trashbag.bsky.social
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In this economy?
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Ade
@ade1.bsky.social
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Standard handled dagger = also spam, right?
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Kednavikit
@kednavikit.bsky.social
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Will an arrow shot at your door with a message work too?
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Kim
@erwhatdidyousay.bsky.social
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My landline exists purely for scammers to ring me up ☺️
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Amanda Pampuro
@brightlamp.bsky.social
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Be careful or your car warranty might expire
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Michael Sweeney
@mikeshawk.bsky.social
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Only…well, do the jewels have to be real?
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Billie
@billievme.bsky.social
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I’m old-fashioned. I prefer the personal touch of scrawling out your message in blood on a mirror.
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